Posted by karen_kay on June 13, 2004, at 23:16:10
In reply to Hello Karen » karen_kay, posted by Scott in Vermont on June 11, 2004, at 12:44:54
do you mind if i call you mr vermont? does it make you feel special? is this sounding somewhat familiar?
don't worry about anything dear. i took it as a joke anyway. and i can promise you, if i move to vermont (or stay for a little while), i will try my hardest to not be needy or demanding. if it gets to that point, i'll move (but, can i have half of the house if i leave?) out.
your house sounds beautiful. if i were to come and visit, would i sleep on the couch? would your girlfriend join me there? would that make you jealous?
and, if i stayed (or moved in, depending on the situation) what would be my official title? could i be the entertainment coordinator? i'm rather easily entertained, so maybe everyone wouldn't like my choice of entertainment. and would you find it annoying that i giggle alot (not just frequently, i mean about half of my waking moments.). do you become easily annoyed? if so, maybe a visit would be better, i tend to become annoying after a while. would it bother you if i followed you around? like, say you went into the kitchen, i'd follow you. then, you tried to open the fridge, and i'm standing in front of it. then, if you go to the bedroom and i'm standing in the doorway when you try to leave. would you find that 'cute' or annoying? if you found it cute, how long would it be cute before moving onto annoying?
and you don't have a pool? how could i get drunk in the pool, if you don't have one? i think a pool is a very important aspect of 'starting the revolution'. how could i swim in a shallow brook? could we at least take a vote on getting a pool?
oh, and at the meetings, would someone mention that i'm annoying (if they found that to be true)? if someone did say that, would you defend me or agree? and, if you're watching tv and i want to talk, would you pay attention to me or the tv? or, if you're reading a book and i had to tell you a story (that ended up being very boring) would you be upset? and what do you do when you're upset? would you yell, or attempt to tell me the importance of 'mr vermont time alone'? and, if you told me the importnace of your alone time, and i still bugged you, would you be mad (even though i wouldn't bug you on purpose, sometimes i just have to talk or i'll forget what i want to say)?
it is very nice to have food in the winter. but, what if i got lazy in my gardening duties, how would that be discussed? would it result in a fight (fist fight or verbal assault)? would it be brought up in the meeting? if so, how? would you play it cool and jsut say 'i've noticed the weeds are growing in the garden, could you take care of that?' or would you say 'get off your butt and do something!' the delivery is very important.
and, what if you liked me but your girlfriend didn't? would we have a vote? how would you vote? how would that be handled? or, what if i moved there and noone liked me? oh dear, that's scary (though unrealistic, i assure you).
please get back to me on these questions, ok? oh, and air conditioning is not required. perhaps we could discuss a pony or breasts instead?
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