Posted by karen_kay on June 16, 2004, at 20:21:22
In reply to Re: now, how could i exclude you?, posted by Scott in Vermont on June 16, 2004, at 13:53:57
you brew beer? will you enter into a committed, yet open relationship with me? (is that right? am i getting the hang of it now? did i even come close at all?)
you called me goddess.. will you enter into a committed but open relationship with me?
you sure are some sweet talker, know it? i'm sure you do!
about the dog.. could it be a husky instead? i have my heart set on a husky (and they are very beautiful creatures)... of course, these small details can be worked out in the future, at a meeting perhaps, under new business.
so, let's talk about the typical day in your 'love house'. what exactly do you grow in that garden of yours? i know you CLAIM you only grow vegetables, but are you sure about that? so, i'm thinking a typical day (for me) would be something like this:
11:00 wake up
11:45 get out of bed
11:46 make coffee and drink coffee until i go to sleep (but, i'd have to spend about 45 minutes drinking coffee until i was fully awake)
12:45 take a shower (or not, depending on the day)
1:15 see what movies you have
1:16 decide i don't like any of your movies
1:17 snoop through your medicine cabinet
2:00 laying on the couch because i accidentally took heart medication, thinking i could get a buzz
2:30 decide i'm not going to die and look through your medicine cabinet again (the pains only heightened my need for a buzz)
3:00 decide you have nothing good in your medicine cabinet and drink beer
4:00 naked gardening time!
5:00 realize in my drunken stupor i accidentally pulled all the veggies and left the weeds
6:00 pace to think of what to do
7:00 still pacing
8:00 pacing and sobbing
9:00 realize it's dark out so you won't notice my failure
9:01 drink more beer
10:00 i'm laying on the floor in a pile of my own vomit (better than your bed, isn't it?)for tomorrow's agenda, see above... would this be ok? i told you, i don't do many things well, but i sure can entertain....
tag, you're it
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