Posted by karen_kay on June 4, 2004, at 13:42:38
In reply to Re: did someone say naked? » karen_kay, posted by Scott in Vermont on June 4, 2004, at 8:55:04
when you say meetings, it makes this plan sound like work. if we had meetings, how often would they be? and would someone bring donuts? i could bring bagels, but only if there is a panera remotely close by. but, back to the meetings... how often again? and what if i had a question, but you felt it was a 'stupid' question and should not be discussed? and at these meetings, would we be discussing things like:
*sleeping arrangements
*scheduling 'scott' time and girlfriend time?
*who's better in bed
*visitors (or the fact that you may not like my visitors)
*jon sitting naked on the couchwhen you say meetings, are we allowed to air dirty laundry? are they open discussions that allow each person to state their feelings? what if something is said in a meeting that hurts another member of the community? how would that be handled? and what about fist fights? what if that situation were to occur? would people just watch or take action?
so, is your plan more of "roomates with sex" or would there be some type of relationship? would love be involved at all? what if i fell in love with your girlfriend and tried to use you as a pawn to get her? would that be discussed in the meeting? and if i did that, would i be asked to leave? and if i were asked to leave, would you give me a ride? and how would i explain this to my mother? nevermind that one, she'd understand. but, how would i be introduced around? as one of your girlfriends? would i even be your girlfriend (if we had to label things. i'm just trying to get an idea in my head here. bear with me.) and could i introduce you (and your six friends) as all being my boyfriends? or 'casual' partners? what exactly would i be to you? and am i asking too many questions?
about the bed situation: i don't think i'm being unreasonable. i think that if the idea is to share, why not share the bed as well? i would attempt to be respectful of your beauty rest, but i must also respect myself as a person and not settle for a lumpy mattress when the nice, firm mattress is located in your bedroom. right? could we come up with a schedule so i could have your bed on certain days and you could have mine on those days? would that solve this minor problem?
and if i wanted to sleep in your bedroom, with you, would we have to devise a schedule? like: karen monday - friday, girlfriend saturday, alone time, sunday. would this at least be discussed at the meeting?
what exactly do you have in your attic?
ok, let's forget the pony for the time being. but, would you at least pay to get my hair done? this would be a deal breaker if you say no. if i will promise to take on extra activities in the home (or bed, take your pick) could you at least guarantee to have my hair done for me? with taking on these additional tasks, that would make my free time very valuable and i couldn't be bothered with a job. and what about times when i need money? how would that work? again, if i spend most of my time cooking, cleaning, gardening and frolicing, how would i have the time to make money of my own? and also, would you at least contribute to the 'get kk a pair of breasts' fund? how much would you be willing to donate? would this also be discussed in the meeting? i assure you, me having breasts would not just be my own personal dream, as many members of the community could benefit from it.
shouldn't my ability to entertain at least grant me a pair of breasts? you and your six friends could pitch in and buy them for me for my birthday. oh, and also..... what types of presents would you get me? of course i'd expect presents from time to time. and not just for holidays either.
and i'm about 5 9. could be 5 10 maybe? or 5 8? i haven't measured in a while.
oh, and do you have a special apron for gardening? and could i garden in a cocktail (quit laughing) dress? and could we have some cocktail parties at least? maybe just once a year?
oh, and would i be expected to cook thanksgiving dinner? or would we go to your parents? or would we go to my mothers? and would you buy a motorcycle? for yourself of course, not for me.
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