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Re: i think i'm getting the hang of this now..

Posted by Scott in Vermont on June 17, 2004, at 10:27:13

In reply to i think i'm getting the hang of this now.. » Scott in Vermont, posted by karen_kay on June 16, 2004, at 20:21:22

Yes, you're getting the hang of it now. I know it's an odd concept, but look at it like this: all the safety and security of a committed relationship without missing out on any of the carefree singles lifesyle fun. That's the idea, anyway.

A Husky is totally a do-able option. But if we do, it has to have ice-blue eyes with that really cool black ring around the edges.

Your typical day might look a bit more like this:

7:00 Wake up, kiss me good-bye for work, then go back to bed
7:10 Back to sleep
11:00 Wake up
11:45 Get out of bed, and find that I already set the automatic coffee maker for you.
12:45 take a shower (or not, depending on the day)
1:15 see what movies you have
1:16 decide i don't like any of your movies
1:17 snoop through the medicine basket on top of the fridge in the kitchen, and it's got all my good stuff like Ambien and valium and a bunch of old meds I never threw away like Remeron and Wellbutrin
5:15 Catherine and I get home from work and find you wasted on the couch. I pick you up and carry you upstairs to the bedroom.
6:30 Catherine and I eat dinner. We save you a plate.
7:00 Catherine and I water and weed the garden.
7:30 Jon comes over to visit.
9:00 Jon goes home.
10:00 Catherine and I go to bed.
3:30 You wake up, dehydrated, hungry, and nearly delirious. You stumble into our room, crawl into bed with us, and go back to sleep.
6:00 Catherine and I get up.
7:30 We leave for work, leaving you a note on the kitchen table that we've hidden the medicine basket except for some vitamin B-12 and 800mg of asprin, because you're going to need it.

That's a decent 24 hour period, yes? By the way, don't ask what I was doing between 5:15 and 6:30. You can't prove it, and I'll deny it.

Tag. :)


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