Posted by karen_kay on June 15, 2004, at 23:09:53
In reply to The saga continues..., posted by Scott in Vermont on June 14, 2004, at 10:27:39
about feeling like a contestant in a bizarre contest: now, i can't tell you for sure that you aren't a contestant in a pageant. you very well may be. if you prefer i not call you mr vermont, then i won't. but, i'll be sad about it. so, just let me get it out of my system right now...
mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont (hey, these line up on my screen and i'm not doing the old cut and paste here.. if i'm going to get this out of my system, i have to do it properly) mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont mr vermont...ok, it's out for now, but i can't make any promises....oh, and you said hello to me.... you're sweet. hello to you too.
about being needy and demanding.. right you are! i am trying to get the hard questions out of the way first, so we can be open and honest for the get-go! so, i have to ask you, can kid come with me too? i just couldn't go to vermont without him, could i? we'll have a rotation, don't worry. (with kid i mean) it just wouldn't be fair to keep him all to myself, would it? oh,. but your girlfriend can't touch him. he's my toy. would that be ok? i'll happily share my bride of course. in fact, you can have her (you don't mind, do you octo, that i'm giving you away? we can still be married of course dear, but you'd have to share.) i haven't discussed that option with her just yet, but i assure you i can be very convincing if i have to be.
ohhh, and you always have beer, right? this is very important! i can't cook unless i have a few beers in me. so, if you expect me to cook (and i made a lovely dinner tonight of beef stroganoff and rice, along with fresh strawberries and cream). so, if you want me to cook, i must be at least half drunk. and dinner always tastes better if you're completely drunk. i'd recommend you keep the liquor cabinet stocked if i'm going to cook.
and about me being annoying... i've been told in the past that i can be very annoying. i assure you i'm not doing it for attention and i honestly don't mean to bug. i just like to be close to people. and i like to be heard, even if it's not convenient for the listener (like right as you're falling asleep and i have to ask you if you have dreams about work. (and yes, this has happened and my old man jumped up because he was almost asleep. well, i wasn't and wanted to know what he dreams about. is that so wrong? if i didn't ask then, i would have forgotten.)
and why in the world would you be excluded? i wouldn't try to take your girlfriend from you as long as your 6 best friends are around. now, if i fell in love with her, i may become slightly possessive over her. but, i wouldn't fight or scream, just hold my breath until i got my way. would that be ok?
i MUST have an official title, since you have one. I MUST!!! hurry think of one before i designate one for myself and i assure you if i do it, you won't like it.
your first reaction to me slacking off would be concern??? you're sweet. sure you don't want to get married? i think if you came to me with concern, i'd get off my duff and get back to work.
ohhh, and we MUST get a dog. do you have a dog? i NEED a dog. i'll feed it, promise. (though, you'd have to pay for the food) but, it would help to create my happiness there, and we want me to be happy, right?
you said i'm certainly likable.. are you sure (i mean positive) you don't want to get married? i don't just marry anyone these days.
poster:karen_kay
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