Posted by Phil on April 17, 2007, at 19:24:15
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
- Dorothy ParkerTwo cows are lying in a field. One of them says to the other, "So , what do you think about this mad cow disease?"
The other says, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter."Little Jonny was sitting in class one day and the teacher asks everyone, "Do your parents do anything strange or unusual?" Little Jonny raises his hand and says, "My dad does! My dad does! My dad eats light bulbs!" "Eats light bulbs?", questions the teacher. "Yes!", little Jonny replies. "My bedroom is next to my parents' and last night I heard my dad say turn off the light and I'll eat it!"
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods one day?
Two cannibals were sitting by a fire and one says, "gee, I hate my mother-in-law." And the other one says, "So try the potatos."
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.
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