Posted by Klavot on April 18, 2007, at 10:11:53
In reply to Re: Lawyer joke, posted by Toph on April 18, 2007, at 9:19:32
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are riding on a train through the Scottish countryside when they see a black cow grazing in the fields. The engineer says: "Hmmm - I see Scottish cows are black." The phycisist replies: "You mean some Scottish cows are black." The mathematician interrupts them both: "All we can say for sure is that there exists at least one cow in Scotland, at least one side of which is black."
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
What's pink and fluffy?
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.