Posted by Toph on April 19, 2007, at 11:41:04
In reply to a talking dog and a lawyer? » Toph, posted by karen_kay on April 19, 2007, at 6:48:46
Hey kk,
I'm fine. I have dogs and would never shoot one even to get out of a lie. I dread the day when my dogs will reach the Old Yeller stage. I would shoot a lawyer though. Jus kiddin. Anyway, I've heard that laughter is a good thing, even therapeutic. Offending people is a bad thing, so its probably best to warn people when jokes are about religion, politics, gender, race, class, physical appearance, illness and pets. I guess that pretty much leaves us with just f@rt jokes. They can be pretty funny though.
I'll get one last dog joke out of the way here, I last told it a couple years ago...
I was in one of my favorite bars the other night and the bartenter said, "Toph, you're a good drinker, how about one of my famous triple martinis?"
I reply, "No, Joe, I can drink with the best of them, but that triple martini is too much for me."
So Joe says, "Come on Toph, you can handle it."
I reply, "You know, the last time I had that damn triple martini, I went home and blew chunks!"
Joe insists, "I still think you can handle this drink, Toph."
So I say, "You don't seem to understand, Joe, my dog's name is chunks!"
Have a fun day kk.
Toph
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