Posted by dreamboat_annie on April 17, 2007, at 21:13:02
In reply to Jokes!!! Got any?, posted by Phil on April 17, 2007, at 19:24:15
This guy is going over to his girlfriend's house to meet her father for the first time. He had been partying with friends the night before and, after copious amounts of beer, nachos, refried beans . . . , he is feeling pretty rough.
They arrive at his girlfriend's house and he is introduced to her father - a rather stern and forboding man. They all go into the living room and the old man sits in his favorite chair. The family dog, who has taken a liking to the guy, parks himself on the floor by his feet. The guy really wants to make a good impression and is a nervous wreck. All of a sudden, he gets an attack of gas. He tries desparately to hold it in, but can't and just lets one rip. The old man shouts out "Rover!!!" . Well, the guy thinks "phew!" he thinks it was the dog. Conversation goes on when all of a sudden, another gas attack and another ripper. Again, the old man yells digustedly - ROVER!!!. The guy can't believe his luck! Saved by the dog again! A little while later, he is hit with more revenge of the re-fried beans. Confidently, he lets it go. The old man looks down at the down and yells - Rover, get away from him before he sh*ts on ya!