Posted by karen_kay on May 28, 2004, at 18:02:36
In reply to If you think you can get me to wear a dress..AD/KK, posted by kid47 on May 24, 2004, at 11:00:52
your dress would be pink dear, not green. and it wouldn't be trashy, i promise. you can pick your own shoes, possibly flip flops if you like.
and since your doggie tanning business is doing so well right now, do you think all done could swing by and get her chicken legs tanned? it would have to be free for us of course, since we are all getting married and will be family.
and about family, would you introduce me to your family too, if we are all getting married? i'm thinking we could have a three-way marriage (unless sebastian, spoc, jai, scott or anyone else speaks up and want to join in the fun). but, would you let me meet your mother? and would she love me, like my mother loves you (even if she shouts 'did i stutter? and gives you a blow up doll for christmas)? and would all of your family like me, even your mean wife? can you promise?
about chevy chase: i've always had a thing for chevy chase you know, but i can be persuaded to drop that crush rather quickly. and paul simon is just the right height for me you know. and he did marry a woman dx with bipolar disorder (nevermind they were divorced and she did play a princess in a film. i could be a princess in real life, couldn't i? you could buy me a gown and slippers and a crown and i could pretend to be a princess and you could pretend to be paul simon and we could be dilusional for the rest of our lives, right? are you prepared to do that?)
about dna: i think with my personality, all of our good looks, your charm, all done's charisma, and all of our disorders combined, we'd have some pretty great kids or some very bad kids. but, they'd be the very best bad kids ever, right? just the thought of children is making m belly hurt. let's not discuss that until we have a full-time nanny to bear, raise, love, care for, send to college, mother, father and completely look after, ok? i'll have nothing to do with children until i have some very good drugs or until they create a bubble that you can wrap around a child until they turn 18.
june wedding: hmmmm, a bit soon, isn't it, considering i still don't have a ring. perhaps if i had that ring, i'd reconsider. and you'd have to take my name, i couldn't take yours. and you are filthy rich, right? and you love to travel, right? and you'd buy me breasts, right? and hire a lawyer so i could have the dog. and kill spiders for me. and push the shopping cart. and keep the rain away. (this is just the beginning of my demands. if it's too much right now, tell me so i don't get my hopes up)..
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