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Re: Hasty Retreat to Lumptonia

Posted by coral on November 5, 2000, at 8:41:44

In reply to Re: French Toast, coated, nay coded » Emmanuela, posted by B Day on November 5, 2000, at 0:23:50

Here I am, lump on the couch, wrapped in my banky, sacred pillow over my head, wearing the official Lumptonian sweats, fleeing through the portal to Lumptonia! Typing is a little bit difficult in this position, but it's important that I report to all faithful Lumptonians!!!! Duty calls! (Gosh, am I in violation of our charter by answering???)
Last night, I slept without Ambien or Librium, in the world of non-Lumptonians. God, is THAT a weird place! NightMares and NightStallions invaded my sleep (NEVER would've happened in Lumptonia!) My WH (Wonderful Husband) came to bed an hour after I'd retired. I DEMANDED to know where he'd been. He CLAIMS to have been watching a late movie, but, as a true Lumptonian, I know better. I just know he unleashed the cellar demons and let them cavort while I was sleeping. And me, without my shield and armor (Ambien and Librium!) Upon arising this morning, I staggered past the many national shrines that dot the homestead, exhausted from my travails in that weird and lurid world, and dove through the portal to Lumptonia. Ahhhh, to be wrapped in the comfort and companionship of other Lumptonians! I shall sneak in quietly, so as not to disturb other Lumptonians, hold tightly to my place on the couch, and when I regain my strength, welcome in other staggering Lumptonians!

Your faithful correspondent just returned from the field!

Couch Person Extraordinaire


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