Posted by S. Howard on November 4, 2000, at 20:27:27
In reply to Re: Request of Messiah Racer, posted by coral on November 4, 2000, at 17:56:26
I have a few more suggestions for Lumptonia. First, the national flag should be made of flannel. It can be plaid or have penguins, whatever, as long as it's big and soft and smells like Downey.
Second, the national mascot should be Jabba the Hut. Also, the national sport should be a)operating the remote or b)sorting our medication into those little pill organizers.
I wanted to pass along a couple of survival hints to fellow Lumptonians and maybe get hints in return. If there's no other chocolate in the house, you can eat Nestle's Quik out of the can, but don't breathe in when you do.
Finally, if it's getting near time for your SO to return from work and the house looks like hell because you haven't moved all day, just start up the dryer so it appears you are at least doing laundry. This always makes me feel better.-SGH
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