Posted by B Day on November 4, 2000, at 21:39:19
In reply to Another citizen straggles in, posted by S. Howard on November 4, 2000, at 20:27:27
> I have a few more suggestions for Lumptonia. First, the national flag should be made of flannel. It can be plaid or have penguins, whatever, as long as it's big and soft and smells like Downey.
>Another excellent suggestion!
> Second, the national mascot should be Jabba the Hut.
>...sort of a physical embodiment of the Lumptonian mind you mean, hmmmm? I was thinking of the Pope also. He wears nothin' but the finest quilts and nightcaps and he's got people carryin' him all over the place. The man's got style.
> Also, the national sport should be a)operating the remote or b)sorting our medication into those little pill organizers.
>I hope someone is writing all of this down!
> I wanted to pass along a couple of survival hints to fellow Lumptonians and maybe get hints in return. If there's no other chocolate in the house, you can eat Nestle's Quik out of the can, but don't breathe in when you do.
>You young little lumplings out there listen up! You could learn a thing or two from S here.
> Finally, if it's getting near time for your SO to return from work and the house looks like hell because you haven't moved all day, just start up the dryer so it appears you are at least doing laundry. This always makes me feel better.-SGH
>Now this is a shining example of just exactly the kind of practical, real-world tips all of us Lumptonians can use everyday.
Welcome to Lumptonia S. Howard and thank you for your input.
Ambassador B
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