Posted by allisonross on November 13, 2005, at 12:07:32
In reply to Wild thing. » allisonross, posted by muffled on November 12, 2005, at 23:15:50
> Hey, muffled. You just made my day. My t calls me the "wild child" LOL, LOL
If I wrote all the things I've done to him, you'd be on the floor. I'll give ya 2 examples (I scare myself). Hold on!
I always tease him about not being able to kiss good, cause I had a dream, and it was terrible. I put that seed in his head, and he keeps bringing it up, LOL....I know he wants so to prove he is a good kisser, but well, yu know!
Last year I dressed up in a policewoman's costume, told him to close his eyes, and handcuffed him. I said, "you are under arrest for being a bad kisser!" I think he is still in shock, LOL!
This halloween I dressed up in a suit, as Marian the Librarian and took off my jacket to reveal a bustier (not real revealing), took off my glasses, (was holding books), and gave him one that said (I made the cover):
The Beginner's GUide to Kissing: A Beginner's Manual, then I sat down, crossed my legs, and said with a wink: "Anything else you wanna.....check out?"
Wild thing, you make his heart sing, you make everything WILD!!!!!!
> Ha. You lotsa fun. Nice to have you around.Thankyou, sweetie: You make MY heart zing!
> You just straight up happy or you hiding something with all that funniness??
Well, I am pretty happy The only thing I try to hide is that I am crazy! LOL! People are always calling me: "bad, crazy, etc., etc..
I figure if I ain't had a nervous breakdown, after a childhood of abuse, 31 years of abusive marriage and (Spiritual) abuse by a church, I just don't have time!! LOL
My t asked me how I am so "normal" and I said, "my faith, wicked wit and twisted sense of humor have gotten me thru everything"
Now I just have to find a way to go on the road with this stuff, LOL
If ya wanna read my sordid little story, I was published in a psych. journal on-line (I always have to tell people, "no, it isn't a study on ME, LOL!" www.psychiatricjournal.com entitled: The Transcendent Child on Overcoming Verbal and Spiritual Abuse
THe website (mine) that happened 'cause my church voted me out of a 31 year membership, with my name up on a big screen, followed by the words: CONDUCT UNBECOMING A CHILD OF GOD...I stood up and fought the system for 18 months: www.churchabusepoetrytherapy.com
I've always been able to make something positive come out of the ashes.
This is probably more info. than you want, but I think my personality is because of genetics: Captain Sam was 80 years old in 1776; he fought the British singlehandedly.
They beat him, stabbed him, bayoneted him 16 times, shot off half his face, and left him for dead.
Not only did he survive, but he lived to be 96 years old! Ahhhh, he made Rambo look like a sissy. He is my hero!
Thank you for giving me a smile. It's only been 5 months since the divorce, and I seem to be doing great (my t says I am "thriving"), or maybe I am delusional! LOL
Hugs and Love and grins, Ally (veteran AND wild-child)....I tell my t I have an evil twin; her name is Francesca, and she does all the crazy things, LOL Wonder if he buys that?!
> Muffled.
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