Posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 9:28:20
In reply to Hmm, tell me where it hurts..., posted by 10derHeart on May 28, 2005, at 14:27:42
> My T. (picture 50's, balding, kindly-looking, glasses, slightly overweight) had been ill with some nasty chest cold thing - sick enough to cancel all his clients for 2 days.
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> So when he rescheduled me, I come in and we start talking. He was obviously still not well at all. After a couple minutes, something triggered a bad coughing fit, where he turned a bit red, and had to drink water, etc., to get it to stop. Since it seemed a little awkward during the coughing (and I really am a nice person who cares about others), I tried saying something...
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> Me: "I hate those kinds of coughs. I've had that before. Sometimes you can cough so hard it hurts your back muscles."
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> T: (after drinking the water and wiping his eyes) "Well, I'd tell you where this cough hurts me right now, but it would be too embarrassing."
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> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Ewwwwwwwwww!! What the ____!?
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> Any theories?
> No, wait, gross.
> Well, I'm curious, but, ewww..
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> I told this one to my daughter, who is usually fairly creative - and blunt. Her theory is that his pain must have been in the vicinity of the scrotum. Hmmm...I was thinking more toward the..errr...back side areas....
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> Lovely thought she implanted in my head for the future.
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> She can be a provocative young woman...looking for the reaction/laugh - runs in the family, apparently ;-)
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> PS - Lucklily, T. hasn't coughed since - because if he does, I swear I'll have a flashback to his comment/her theory and start giggling like an idiot....
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If any Ts get sick, buy them some Airborne, it REALLY does work like a charm. A few days, and the cold or what ever is gone. I buy mine at the grocery or health food store.
poster:Jazzed
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