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Posted by Karen_kay on February 9, 2004, at 13:24:08
OK, so I want to see new names here... Please!! I'm begging. Let's start a story. And the way popcorn goes is that a person starts a story and lets another person continue. I'll start and let someone take it where I left off.... Now, if we have more than one post to the story, pick your favorite and continue the story from there...
Now, I WANT to see new names and faces here! And let's have some fun, OK? This will be a great way to introduce yourself if you haven't posted before! Let's get ths party started people...
BTW, I really should call my Pdoc......
So, Angielala is getting ready for her wedding to Karen. She looks so beautiful in her navy blue sequined dress and eye shadow to match. Her hair is big and poofy and she's listening to her favorite song, "Every Rose Has It's Thorn." As she's applying her bright pink lipstick to match her blush, in walks her mother.Her mother protests, "You can't marry Karen! She's much too pretty for you! You jsut can't compete with her beauty and grace!" As Angielala spins around to confront her mother, she rips her dress and falls ot the ground. Her dress is ruined and she must find a new wedding dress or Karen won't marry her. She standing around in her underpants, as she has no clothes with her. Her mother leaves her to fend for herself. She starts crying and her makeup smears all over her face.
What's a girl to do? She can't get married in her underpants, even though Karen loves underpants. She must enlist the help of a fellow Babbler to save her once again, as she is completely inadequate. :) (Take that!) She walks through the door in her underpants and drives around searching for a Babbler to help her out. In walks.....
POPCORN.......
Posted by Angielala on February 9, 2004, at 14:20:45
In reply to Ever play popcorn???, posted by Karen_kay on February 9, 2004, at 13:24:08
I'll play- but someone needs to add the next part before me, since I'm the first subject :) Come on people, tell me what I do next! And remember- I'm hard to offend, so go nuts! KK and I need to smile, help us out!
> OK, so I want to see new names here... Please!! I'm begging. Let's start a story. And the way popcorn goes is that a person starts a story and lets another person continue. I'll start and let someone take it where I left off.... Now, if we have more than one post to the story, pick your favorite and continue the story from there...
>
> Now, I WANT to see new names and faces here! And let's have some fun, OK? This will be a great way to introduce yourself if you haven't posted before! Let's get ths party started people...
>
> BTW, I really should call my Pdoc......
>
>
> So, Angielala is getting ready for her wedding to Karen. She looks so beautiful in her navy blue sequined dress and eye shadow to match. Her hair is big and poofy and she's listening to her favorite song, "Every Rose Has It's Thorn." As she's applying her bright pink lipstick to match her blush, in walks her mother.
>
> Her mother protests, "You can't marry Karen! She's much too pretty for you! You jsut can't compete with her beauty and grace!" As Angielala spins around to confront her mother, she rips her dress and falls ot the ground. Her dress is ruined and she must find a new wedding dress or Karen won't marry her. She standing around in her underpants, as she has no clothes with her. Her mother leaves her to fend for herself. She starts crying and her makeup smears all over her face.
>
> What's a girl to do? She can't get married in her underpants, even though Karen loves underpants. She must enlist the help of a fellow Babbler to save her once again, as she is completely inadequate. :) (Take that!) She walks through the door in her underpants and drives around searching for a Babbler to help her out. In walks.....
>
> POPCORN.......
Posted by Tootercat on February 9, 2004, at 15:24:59
In reply to Play along people, make us smile!, posted by Angielala on February 9, 2004, at 14:20:45
Tootercat happens to be driving by in her limosine as Angielala runs out of the house in her underpants which are pink lace to match her lipstick and her blush. She yells at her to jump in. Tooter says we're on our way to an Avon/Bride-to-be convention. We can get you fresh make-up and a new dress there!
Lala cries "Hurry..I have to be ready for my bride in less than an hour!" So off they go to the convention.. At the convention she runs into an old boyfriend who she never really has gotten over....
POPCORN
Posted by holymama on February 9, 2004, at 16:24:38
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by Tootercat on February 9, 2004, at 15:24:59
This boyfriend, years ago, was something else in bed, let me tell you! Their eyes meet...Lala blushes, and then her eyes move downward...to...THAT...DRESS!!!!
"What is that you are wearing?" Lala asks him. "It's the most gorgeous teal blue color I have ever seen, and it looks just lovely with your 2 inch dyed-to-match high heels! Just the perfect thing for me to wear to my most unconventional wedding! Is there any way I could convince you to take it off and let me borrow it?" (wink wink)
Posted by fayeroe on February 9, 2004, at 19:22:13
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by holymama on February 9, 2004, at 16:24:38
Suddenly Fayeroe rode up on her scooter and scooped up this delicious man, threw him over her back and rode off, teal dress and all.. This of course upset LaLa
very much and she threw herself down on the ground, kicking and screaming until someone showed up with her favorite pair of shoes.......popcorn
Posted by Ilene on February 9, 2004, at 20:14:24
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by fayeroe on February 9, 2004, at 19:22:13
> Suddenly Fayeroe rode up on her scooter and scooped up this delicious man, threw him over her back and rode off, teal dress and all.. This of course upset LaLa
> very much and she threw herself down on the ground, kicking and screaming until someone showed up with her favorite pair of shoes.......popcornAt least the poor dear has underwear and shoes. (Someone is going to have to fill us in on these shoes, but at the rate LaLa strips they may not stay on her feet very long.)
Tootercat reminds LaLa that teal isn't the best bridal color, LaLa finds a peachy-pink peau de soie bias-cut slip trimmed with hand enmbroidery. It has a scoop back--just the thing to wear under a sheer organza wedding dress with a hundred tiny mother-of-pearl buttons marching up the spine. It will take an hour of unbuttoning on the wedding night. LaLa shivers with delight at the thought and removes her bra so has not to ruin the lines of the dress--which, being a figment of her imagination, is nowhere to be seen.
However, a bride becomes the center of attention at an Avon convention, and LaLa is soon in clutches of a Dress That Can Stand Up By Itself. It's about 8 ft wide and the attendants stand on stepladders to shoehorn her into it.
Tootercat gets bored and wanders off to the nearest espresso bar, where she is soon engaged in deep conversation with a handsome barrista. She's too entranced to notice a certain pair of shoes flipflop by.
Popcorn
Posted by socialdeviantjeff on February 10, 2004, at 1:08:06
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by Ilene on February 9, 2004, at 20:14:24
Jeff has heard the weddng incident on his police-band scanner. He leaps from his computer, nearly knocking over his goldfish tank as he wheels around to pick up his camcorder. He could never resist a good tryst. He knew that if he hurries he can catch the action at the chapel. Halfway down the sloped driveway he slips on a patch of ice and loses consciousness. As the blue sky above fades to black, his vision becomes dominated by the image of Karen_kay."Are you okay?" The voice had an undeniable familiarity to it. Jeff tries to get up, pain exploding in a tableaux of colors in his vision. His groaning is interrupted by fayerfoe's imperative.
"Jeff, we have to get going!"
"Karen?" He looked up at the most beautiful vision of woman.
"No, Fayerfoe" She snapped, with a sardonic smile and a wink.
"Who's that on the bike?"
"Just some delicious guy I picked up on the way here. We can't use my bike, it's too small."
Jeff got up, wiping snow and bits of ice off of his black patent leather pants with hi hands. "We can use my Pinto. I'll drive. Let's go!"
They piled into the green monster. Jeff turned the key, after the third try the engine groaned to life. The combined force of Socialdeviantjeff, Fayerfoe and Mr. Delicious tear off in the direction of the wedding.
Nobody noticed the stranger with the immaculate pink high heels simultaneously falling in the snow and flipping the bird as the screaming station wagon barely missed her.
POPCORN
Posted by fayeroe on February 10, 2004, at 6:12:54
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by socialdeviantjeff on February 10, 2004, at 1:08:06
>
> Jeff has heard the weddng incident on his police-band scanner. He leaps from his computer, nearly knocking over his goldfish tank as he wheels around to pick up his camcorder. He could never resist a good tryst. He knew that if he hurries he can catch the action at the chapel. Halfway down the sloped driveway he slips on a patch of ice and loses consciousness. As the blue sky above fades to black, his vision becomes dominated by the image of Karen_kay.
>
> "Are you okay?" The voice had an undeniable familiarity to it. Jeff tries to get up, pain exploding in a tableaux of colors in his vision. His groaning is interrupted by fayerfoe's imperative.
>
> "Jeff, we have to get going!"
>
> "Karen?" He looked up at the most beautiful vision of woman.
>
> "No, Fayerfoe" She snapped, with a sardonic smile and a wink.
>
> "Who's that on the bike?"
>
> "Just some delicious guy I picked up on the way here. We can't use my bike, it's too small."
>
> Jeff got up, wiping snow and bits of ice off of his black patent leather pants with hi hands. "We can use my Pinto. I'll drive. Let's go!"
>
> They piled into the green monster. Jeff turned the key, after the third try the engine groaned to life. The combined force of Socialdeviantjeff, Fayerfoe and Mr. Delicious tear off in the direction of the wedding.
>
> Nobody noticed the stranger with the immaculate pink high heels simultaneously falling in the snow and flipping the bird as the screaming station wagon barely missed her.
>
> POPCORNsocialdeviantjeff continued down Central Blvd, with Fayeroe barely holding onto the delicious stranger as the car sped towards City Hall.......City Hall? Why is he driving towards City Hall, Fayeroe wondered>>>>>>
In the meantime, in the huge and stately chapel, the doves were wishing that they hadn't gobbled down all that cracked corn just before riding over for the ceremony. Ilene was watching the panicky doves when she suddenly remembered that she had not fed her hungry iguana, Max, that a.m. BUT she just adjusted her leopardskin pillbox hat and said "what the hell, why not just enjoy the moment?"
SDJ and Faye were almost to City Hall when suddenly LaLa appeared on the side of the street in the biggest wedding dress anyone had ever seen. Could they fit LaLa and the dress in the car with SDJ, Faye, the delicious stranger and the stray nun they had picked up a few minutes before? popcorn!!
Posted by Angielala on February 10, 2004, at 7:27:30
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by fayeroe on February 10, 2004, at 6:12:54
> >
> > Jeff has heard the weddng incident on his police-band scanner. He leaps from his computer, nearly knocking over his goldfish tank as he wheels around to pick up his camcorder. He could never resist a good tryst. He knew that if he hurries he can catch the action at the chapel. Halfway down the sloped driveway he slips on a patch of ice and loses consciousness. As the blue sky above fades to black, his vision becomes dominated by the image of Karen_kay.
> >
> > "Are you okay?" The voice had an undeniable familiarity to it. Jeff tries to get up, pain exploding in a tableaux of colors in his vision. His groaning is interrupted by fayerfoe's imperative.
> >
> > "Jeff, we have to get going!"
> >
> > "Karen?" He looked up at the most beautiful vision of woman.
> >
> > "No, Fayerfoe" She snapped, with a sardonic smile and a wink.
> >
> > "Who's that on the bike?"
> >
> > "Just some delicious guy I picked up on the way here. We can't use my bike, it's too small."
> >
> > Jeff got up, wiping snow and bits of ice off of his black patent leather pants with hi hands. "We can use my Pinto. I'll drive. Let's go!"
> >
> > They piled into the green monster. Jeff turned the key, after the third try the engine groaned to life. The combined force of Socialdeviantjeff, Fayerfoe and Mr. Delicious tear off in the direction of the wedding.
> >
> > Nobody noticed the stranger with the immaculate pink high heels simultaneously falling in the snow and flipping the bird as the screaming station wagon barely missed her.
> >
> > POPCORN
>
> socialdeviantjeff continued down Central Blvd, with Fayeroe barely holding onto the delicious stranger as the car sped towards City Hall.......City Hall? Why is he driving towards City Hall, Fayeroe wondered>>>>>>
>
> In the meantime, in the huge and stately chapel, the doves were wishing that they hadn't gobbled down all that cracked corn just before riding over for the ceremony. Ilene was watching the panicky doves when she suddenly remembered that she had not fed her hungry iguana, Max, that a.m. BUT she just adjusted her leopardskin pillbox hat and said "what the hell, why not just enjoy the moment?"
>
> SDJ and Faye were almost to City Hall when suddenly LaLa appeared on the side of the street in the biggest wedding dress anyone had ever seen. Could they fit LaLa and the dress in the car with SDJ, Faye, the delicious stranger and the stray nun they had picked up a few minutes before? popcorn!!
"Circus music?", Lala's train of thought (she was calculating the velocity of the Pinto and her dress if she were to ride on the roof...) was shattered as Circus music got louder. Lala's eyes grew larger when she saw a bicycle-built-for-two come barreling down the corner. Lala fainted- for the bike was being driven by a dwarf clown- Lala's worst nightmare. Quickly, Mr. Delicious sees his chance to be the hero and win Faye
over. Mr. Delicious whips out smells salts and awakens the bride-to-be.POPCORN
Posted by Kath on February 10, 2004, at 9:50:59
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by Angielala on February 10, 2004, at 7:27:30
> > >
> > > Jeff has heard the weddng incident on his police-band scanner. He leaps from his computer, nearly knocking over his goldfish tank as he wheels around to pick up his camcorder. He could never resist a good tryst. He knew that if he hurries he can catch the action at the chapel. Halfway down the sloped driveway he slips on a patch of ice and loses consciousness. As the blue sky above fades to black, his vision becomes dominated by the image of Karen_kay.
> > >
> > > "Are you okay?" The voice had an undeniable familiarity to it. Jeff tries to get up, pain exploding in a tableaux of colors in his vision. His groaning is interrupted by fayerfoe's imperative.
> > >
> > > "Jeff, we have to get going!"
> > >
> > > "Karen?" He looked up at the most beautiful vision of woman.
> > >
> > > "No, Fayerfoe" She snapped, with a sardonic smile and a wink.
> > >
> > > "Who's that on the bike?"
> > >
> > > "Just some delicious guy I picked up on the way here. We can't use my bike, it's too small."
> > >
> > > Jeff got up, wiping snow and bits of ice off of his black patent leather pants with hi hands. "We can use my Pinto. I'll drive. Let's go!"
> > >
> > > They piled into the green monster. Jeff turned the key, after the third try the engine groaned to life. The combined force of Socialdeviantjeff, Fayerfoe and Mr. Delicious tear off in the direction of the wedding.
> > >
> > > Nobody noticed the stranger with the immaculate pink high heels simultaneously falling in the snow and flipping the bird as the screaming station wagon barely missed her.
> > >
> > > POPCORN
> >
> > socialdeviantjeff continued down Central Blvd, with Fayeroe barely holding onto the delicious stranger as the car sped towards City Hall.......City Hall? Why is he driving towards City Hall, Fayeroe wondered>>>>>>
> >
> > In the meantime, in the huge and stately chapel, the doves were wishing that they hadn't gobbled down all that cracked corn just before riding over for the ceremony. Ilene was watching the panicky doves when she suddenly remembered that she had not fed her hungry iguana, Max, that a.m. BUT she just adjusted her leopardskin pillbox hat and said "what the hell, why not just enjoy the moment?"
> >
> > SDJ and Faye were almost to City Hall when suddenly LaLa appeared on the side of the street in the biggest wedding dress anyone had ever seen. Could they fit LaLa and the dress in the car with SDJ, Faye, the delicious stranger and the stray nun they had picked up a few minutes before? popcorn!!
>
>
> "Circus music?", Lala's train of thought (she was calculating the velocity of the Pinto and her dress if she were to ride on the roof...) was shattered as Circus music got louder. Lala's eyes grew larger when she saw a bicycle-built-for-two come barreling down the corner. Lala fainted- for the bike was being driven by a dwarf clown- Lala's worst nightmare. Quickly, Mr. Delicious sees his chance to be the hero and win Faye
> over. Mr. Delicious whips out smells salts and awakens the bride-to-be.
>
> POPCORNLala shook her head, opened her eyes & moaned, "Oh no.....now my dress is ruined. What on earth am I going to do? This is all too bizarre." Faye & Mr. Delicious helped her to stand up (a major accomplishment, considering the yards & yards of fabric billowing around her). "What you need," murmured Faye calmingly "is a nice cup of tea." Faye grabbed LaLa's hand & pulled her along the sidewalk, and into a tea shop.
"A bride! A bride!" shouted 3 young children who were sitting at a table with their mother. Before their mother could stop them, they rushed over to LaLa and
POPCORN
Posted by Ilene on February 10, 2004, at 12:06:13
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by Kath on February 10, 2004, at 9:50:59
> Lala shook her head, opened her eyes & moaned, "Oh no.....now my dress is ruined. What on earth am I going to do? This is all too bizarre." Faye & Mr. Delicious helped her to stand up (a major accomplishment, considering the yards & yards of fabric billowing around her). "What you need," murmured Faye calmingly "is a nice cup of tea." Faye grabbed LaLa's hand & pulled her along the sidewalk, and into a tea shop.
>
> "A bride! A bride!" shouted 3 young children who were sitting at a table with their mother. Before their mother could stop them, they rushed over to LaLa and
>
> POPCORNdragged her outside to share in some bubble-blowing, as it was a nice breezy day. Just that a stronger-than-usual gust of wind caught Lala's billowing dress and wafted her into the sky, with the three kids hanging on to her voluminous skirt, trailing iridescent bubbles. The sequins and beads sewn to the dress glittered in the sunlight. She was truly a vision of delight! A crowd gathered in the street below.
Karen kay, meanwhile, was about to burst into tears because Lala had jilted her. But just then...
Popcorn
Posted by Karen_kay on February 15, 2004, at 19:29:46
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by Ilene on February 10, 2004, at 12:06:13
> > Lala shook her head, opened her eyes & moaned, "Oh no.....now my dress is ruined. What on earth am I going to do? This is all too bizarre." Faye & Mr. Delicious helped her to stand up (a major accomplishment, considering the yards & yards of fabric billowing around her). "What you need," murmured Faye calmingly "is a nice cup of tea." Faye grabbed LaLa's hand & pulled her along the sidewalk, and into a tea shop.
> >
> > "A bride! A bride!" shouted 3 young children who were sitting at a table with their mother. Before their mother could stop them, they rushed over to LaLa and
> >
> > POPCORN
>
> dragged her outside to share in some bubble-blowing, as it was a nice breezy day. Just that a stronger-than-usual gust of wind caught Lala's billowing dress and wafted her into the sky, with the three kids hanging on to her voluminous skirt, trailing iridescent bubbles. The sequins and beads sewn to the dress glittered in the sunlight. She was truly a vision of delight! A crowd gathered in the street below.
>
> Karen kay, meanwhile, was about to burst into tears because Lala had jilted her. But just then...
>
> Popcorn
>HA HA HA!!!
But just then a bird flew through the sky and poohed right in La La's eye, causing her to lose balance and fall to the ground. Karen laughed in delight, but also rushed to the side of her lovely bride (I'm not all bad, you know!). The children were able to use the dress as a parachute, therefore avoiding any injury. LaLa, on the other hand, sprained her ankle from the fall, as the children used her dress. Also, as the children tore at her dress while falling, LaLa again is stuck in her underpants. Humiliated once again, LaLa is crying with makeup streaming down her face along with the bird pooh.
Karen picks her bride up by the hand, throws LaLa over her shoulder and carries her to the car waiting. The driver takes LaLa to the hospital where they find a young, handsome, rich doctor waiting to help set LaLa's ankle.
Karen and LaLa look at eachother with hate in their eyes. Patients in the waiting room can smell the competition brewing. Let the fighting begin! (And of course the doctor would prefer Karen over LaLa, or perhaps a threeway, wedding that is...)
Posted by Jai Narayan on February 16, 2004, at 7:32:30
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by Karen_kay on February 15, 2004, at 19:29:46
> HA HA HA!!!
>
> But just then a bird flew through the sky and poohed right in La La's eye, causing her to lose balance and fall to the ground. Karen laughed in delight, but also rushed to the side of her lovely bride (I'm not all bad, you know!). The children were able to use the dress as a parachute, therefore avoiding any injury. LaLa, on the other hand, sprained her ankle from the fall, as the children used her dress. Also, as the children tore at her dress while falling, LaLa again is stuck in her underpants. Humiliated once again, LaLa is crying with makeup streaming down her face along with the bird pooh.
>
> Karen picks her bride up by the hand, throws LaLa over her shoulder and carries her to the car waiting. The driver takes LaLa to the hospital where they find a young, handsome, rich doctor waiting to help set LaLa's ankle.
>
> Karen and LaLa look at eachother with hate in their eyes. Patients in the waiting room can smell the competition brewing. Let the fighting begin! (And of course the doctor would prefer Karen over LaLa, or perhaps a threeway, wedding that is...)
>
LaLa fell into a dream. She spun around and around. The colors of the room enhanced as she realized she could fly. Her body lifted up and she moved right through the open window. The sun was on her face and the moon was to her back. The sky was hot white and full of stars. Tall Elm trees were swaying in the breeze. She landed on a branch and noticed a tree house. It was made out of crude packing box. She opened the door and there was Karen Kay in an apron. She was cooking a stir fry with one hand and running a vacuum cleaner over the thick oriental carpets with her foot. A horrible racket was coming from the stairway….
popcorn
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