Posted by socialdeviantjeff on February 10, 2004, at 1:08:06
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by Ilene on February 9, 2004, at 20:14:24
Jeff has heard the weddng incident on his police-band scanner. He leaps from his computer, nearly knocking over his goldfish tank as he wheels around to pick up his camcorder. He could never resist a good tryst. He knew that if he hurries he can catch the action at the chapel. Halfway down the sloped driveway he slips on a patch of ice and loses consciousness. As the blue sky above fades to black, his vision becomes dominated by the image of Karen_kay."Are you okay?" The voice had an undeniable familiarity to it. Jeff tries to get up, pain exploding in a tableaux of colors in his vision. His groaning is interrupted by fayerfoe's imperative.
"Jeff, we have to get going!"
"Karen?" He looked up at the most beautiful vision of woman.
"No, Fayerfoe" She snapped, with a sardonic smile and a wink.
"Who's that on the bike?"
"Just some delicious guy I picked up on the way here. We can't use my bike, it's too small."
Jeff got up, wiping snow and bits of ice off of his black patent leather pants with hi hands. "We can use my Pinto. I'll drive. Let's go!"
They piled into the green monster. Jeff turned the key, after the third try the engine groaned to life. The combined force of Socialdeviantjeff, Fayerfoe and Mr. Delicious tear off in the direction of the wedding.
Nobody noticed the stranger with the immaculate pink high heels simultaneously falling in the snow and flipping the bird as the screaming station wagon barely missed her.
POPCORN
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