Posted by fayeroe on February 10, 2004, at 6:12:54
In reply to Re: Play along people, make us smile!, posted by socialdeviantjeff on February 10, 2004, at 1:08:06
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> Jeff has heard the weddng incident on his police-band scanner. He leaps from his computer, nearly knocking over his goldfish tank as he wheels around to pick up his camcorder. He could never resist a good tryst. He knew that if he hurries he can catch the action at the chapel. Halfway down the sloped driveway he slips on a patch of ice and loses consciousness. As the blue sky above fades to black, his vision becomes dominated by the image of Karen_kay.
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> "Are you okay?" The voice had an undeniable familiarity to it. Jeff tries to get up, pain exploding in a tableaux of colors in his vision. His groaning is interrupted by fayerfoe's imperative.
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> "Jeff, we have to get going!"
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> "Karen?" He looked up at the most beautiful vision of woman.
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> "No, Fayerfoe" She snapped, with a sardonic smile and a wink.
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> "Who's that on the bike?"
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> "Just some delicious guy I picked up on the way here. We can't use my bike, it's too small."
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> Jeff got up, wiping snow and bits of ice off of his black patent leather pants with hi hands. "We can use my Pinto. I'll drive. Let's go!"
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> They piled into the green monster. Jeff turned the key, after the third try the engine groaned to life. The combined force of Socialdeviantjeff, Fayerfoe and Mr. Delicious tear off in the direction of the wedding.
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> Nobody noticed the stranger with the immaculate pink high heels simultaneously falling in the snow and flipping the bird as the screaming station wagon barely missed her.
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> POPCORNsocialdeviantjeff continued down Central Blvd, with Fayeroe barely holding onto the delicious stranger as the car sped towards City Hall.......City Hall? Why is he driving towards City Hall, Fayeroe wondered>>>>>>
In the meantime, in the huge and stately chapel, the doves were wishing that they hadn't gobbled down all that cracked corn just before riding over for the ceremony. Ilene was watching the panicky doves when she suddenly remembered that she had not fed her hungry iguana, Max, that a.m. BUT she just adjusted her leopardskin pillbox hat and said "what the hell, why not just enjoy the moment?"
SDJ and Faye were almost to City Hall when suddenly LaLa appeared on the side of the street in the biggest wedding dress anyone had ever seen. Could they fit LaLa and the dress in the car with SDJ, Faye, the delicious stranger and the stray nun they had picked up a few minutes before? popcorn!!
poster:fayeroe
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