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Re: E business idea--- » B Day

Posted by shar on November 18, 2000, at 21:39:36

In reply to Re: E business idea---Hmmmmm » shar, posted by B Day on November 18, 2000, at 19:58:24

Esteemed Humidor,

Wow, that sounds like it would take way too much energy. I'll have to sleep on it. I've only slept about 15 hours today, so I'm running a little low. 8-)

Wwwhhhheeeewwwwwwww!!!

Former HC now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)

 

Re: Amcrassador--E business idea » S Howard

Posted by shar on November 18, 2000, at 21:43:46

In reply to Re: Amcrassador--E business idea, posted by S Howard on November 18, 2000, at 19:58:35

ROFL!! That is a great test. I didn't know other people did the Oreos/clock thing....and talking to the TV.

How about the number of remote controls we go through in a year?

Former HC now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)


>
> I tell you it's a great idea, but how would you advertise? While we admit to being Lumps, most other Lumps have yet to come out of the closet.
> They Lump in secret.
> This time of year I guess advertising should be aimed at SO's and WH's. You could send out e-mail that says, "What's Wrong With My Spouse, Anyway?"
> or "Is Your Spouse Life-Challanged?" Then give a little test:
> Does your spouse:
> -Avoid sunlight like Nosferatu?
> -Spend two-thirds of life in flannel jammies?
> -Have Starbucks coffee and chocolate delivered?
> -Talk to the TV?
> -Polish off 15 Oreos while standing at the kitchen sink staring at the clock?
> -Have more pills than a pharmacy?
> -Have an impression of his/her butt permanently imprinted on the couch?
> -Scream when the telephone rings?
> -Walk around the house with a blanket? Is the blanket a mood indicator, i.e. on a good day, he/she drags the blanket behind her like Linus, and on a bad day hides under the blanket with just parts needed for breathing sticking out?
>
> I know I'm forgetting some stuff. Anyway, I can hear across the nation an exclaimation by SOs:
> "Yes, that's him/her exactly!! I must buy a gift from these people!!"
>
> Well I think I will go imbibe in a glass of the National Drink. I know I'm not supposed to but, oh well, screw it. I mean, oh fiddlesticks, it's just one glass!
> -Gracie

 

Re: E business idea---

Posted by S Howard on November 18, 2000, at 21:49:04

In reply to Re: E business idea--- » B Day, posted by shar on November 18, 2000, at 21:39:36


Well if we can mail-order everything from our couches and we don't actually have to talk to anybody, okay.
Gracie

 

Re: Amcrassador ---

Posted by coral on November 18, 2000, at 21:50:47

In reply to Re: Amcrassador --- » coral, posted by B Day on November 18, 2000, at 21:35:57

Hey, Puppy Paws,

Faaaaaaaar be it from me to send Thou up the River Styx!!!!

On a newsworthy note, I nominate Arm & Hammer Baking Soda as our Lumptonian favorite universal product. It does everything. It's an upset tummy fixer, deodorizer, cleanser, tooth paste, polish, laundry stuff . . .

In keeping with the Lumptonian philosophy of finding the most energy-efficient ways to do as little as possible, let's hear it for A & H!!!

Your Whipness

 

Re: Amcrassador --- » coral

Posted by shar on November 18, 2000, at 22:01:47

In reply to Re: Amcrassador ---, posted by coral on November 18, 2000, at 21:14:34

I will volunteer for a lump cam. It could zoom on my living room which has--sofa with three blankies at this time, tv at far end, hassock near one end of the sofa with a box of papers (bills to pay, insurance forms, etc.) on top to keep the Collie off the sofa, next to the hassock a tv-tray kind of thing with 4 empty Dannon water bottles on it and one coffee cup, and some paper on it also, and cigs. Round coffee table made of nice wood which you can't see because it is totally covered with papers in stacks, tv remote.

Other end of sofa, entryway for lumping, and trash can (med. size) that can block the entryway when I'm gone so Collie doesn't get on sofa.

Two book cases, with paper stacks, no books, dog toys, dog brushes/combs/grooming stuff, two Elizabethan collars under coffee table (if one dog has to wear one, the other dog wants one also), bitter apple spray, one pair of slippers (fuzzy fleecy kind). Two huge dog pillows on the rest of the living room floor. One leather chair that matches the hassock, with a handmade blue afghan on it. Table by chair has decorative box, dried flowers, unused mail sorter.

Cam would just show me wrapped up in blankie or two, nose and eyes showing, one hand out holding remote. Dogs might drop in and visit (sit by sofa to get petted).

I think it would be a very realistic view of Lumps.

Former HC, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)

P.S. Is CPE really liking this whip thing a whole lot??


> Dear Mashing Crass,
>
> Getting to the actual might not be so hard. Given the costs of lumping, such as insurance restrictions, HMO's, cost of meds, cost of supplies (chocolate ain't cheap), I suspect that Lumptonians would ACTUALLY do something to gain continued support for the lifestyle for which they've become accustomed. And, what about those formatted nubile slaves? Can't they be utilized?
>
> Perhaps SO's and WH's could also be enlisted? I will volunteer my WH!
>
> CPE
>
> BTW, methinks Thou protest too much... < VEG >

 

Re: Amcrassador--E business idea

Posted by S Howard on November 18, 2000, at 22:04:06

In reply to Re: Amcrassador--E business idea » S Howard, posted by B Day on November 18, 2000, at 20:52:21


Well I for one would be happy to work during manic cycles. Since I started spending time at this website, my husband refers to the computer as the MMM...manic meeting machine. Sometimes, in a fit of glee, he refers to it as MMMM...maladjusted manic meeting machine. Wouldn't I be proud to say, "This is now the manic MONEY-MAKING machine, you hoosier."
Gracie

 

Re: Amcrassador --- » coral

Posted by B Day on November 18, 2000, at 22:57:45

In reply to Re: Amcrassador ---, posted by coral on November 18, 2000, at 21:50:47

> Hey, Puppy Paws,
>
> Faaaaaaaar be it from me to send Thou up the River Styx!!!!
>
> On a newsworthy note, I nominate Arm & Hammer Baking Soda as our Lumptonian favorite universal product. It does everything. It's an upset tummy fixer, deodorizer, cleanser, tooth paste, polish, laundry stuff . . .
>
> In keeping with the Lumptonian philosophy of finding the most energy-efficient ways to do as little as possible, let's hear it for A & H!!!
>
> Your Whipness


Southern Delicacy Coral,

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Shhhhwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh!!!

A BIG HECK YES (G-Rated, not quite the same is it?)! A&H Bakin' Soda!

The Ambassador seconds the proposal and has added it to the List Of Important Stuff duly which may be perused below (duly is the Ambassador's new word).

Your (and from here on out, nobody else's),

Puppy Paws

------------------------------------

Lumptonia's Important List Of Stuff:


* National Nickname: The Chrysalis State ?
* Date of Self-determination: November 2, 2000
* Largest national population: ?
* Capitol: ?
* Total Area: ?
* Size: ?
* Driving Time: ?
* Highest Point: The Hypomanian Range ?
* Lowest point: Death Valley ?
* Average Weather: Gloomy ?
* Average Sunrise: ? (no one will probably ever know)
* Average Sunset: ?

* National Government: Lumpocracy ?
* National Armed Forces: Our All Female Volunteer Militia
* National Peace Corps: All Male Female Service (mandatory induction)
* National Law Enforcement Constable: Sterling (the Whip) CPE
* National Religion: Lumpism
* National Flag: (we need a final description)
* National Motto: Ssssiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhh! Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhewww!
* National Badge Of Honor: Sticky Brown Lips
* National Anthem: The Scar-Mangled Banter
* National Song: Lumptonia The Pupatal
* National Ditty/Jingle: The Almond Joy/Mounds Theme
* National Military Hymn: The Scares Of Schizophrene
* National Dance: The Lumptonian Shuffle Side to side ?
* National Walk: The Lumptonian Shuffle To and Fro ?
* National Pastime: Lumping (aka: couching, coccooning)
* National Sport: Depression Derby at Lumptonian Downs
* National Exercise: Mouse or remote-control clicking)
* National Olympics: (these still need to be added)
* National Uniform: Sweats with fluffy slippers
* National Holiday: Halloween
* National Fable: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
* National Animal: The Rocking Horse
* National Mascot: The Tortoise
* National Mammal: The Sloth
* National Reptile: The Tortoise
* National Bird: The Bird
* National Fish: ?
* National Insect: The Butterfly
* National Tree: ?
* National Flower: ?
* National Gift: Lump Baskets
* National Drink: Red Wine (since coffee is like oxygen to us)
* National Food: Chocolate
* National Candy Bars: Almond Joy and Mounds
* National Cuisine: Chocolate, Triple Brie (or any other cheese), pie, Diet Coke 4, Milk, Potatoes, GF International Coffees, Nestle's Quick, Hersey's Syrup (need to add others)
* National Universal Product!: Arm & Hammer Baking Soday!

 

Re: E business idea--- » S Howard

Posted by B Day on November 19, 2000, at 0:00:18

In reply to Re: E business idea---, posted by S Howard on November 18, 2000, at 21:49:04

>
> Well if we can mail-order everything from our couches and we don't actually have to talk to anybody, okay.
> Gracie

Gracie baby,

Fret not so much. Although we will all have to donate what we are able, we have a possible solution for dilemmas which might arise for those times when we are simply "not up to it" due to our Lumptonian frailties.

In the internet biz it is called "Raid-5 Redundant Backup". All we need is a commitment from the ones of us involved with such as Sigh Co.'s hopeful endeavors, to be willing to "back up" or fill in for any ones who may not be up to doing an assigned duty.

This will be no easy commitment given that we would be lending ourselves to a form of mutual support which, in light of our experiential perspective, is so far from our mainstream.

Yet, in spite of the ups and downs, insides and outs of our existences, does not the same endow us with a few special gifts and thus opportunities? And are not these gifts we possess but ones which we have paid and do pay for, ones which come at great cost to ourselves and ones worth advocating?

What and when will we get for what we've paid? Is it not worth contributing a small amount more in order to secure our previous investment? Is it not worth making the shit out of money?

Long live Lumptonia!!!

Your doting Ambassador,

B

 

Lumptonia

Posted by Kath on November 19, 2000, at 10:53:13

In reply to Re: E business idea--- » S Howard, posted by B Day on November 19, 2000, at 0:00:18

Hi All -

I've been trying to find out what (or where) Lumptonia is!!

Could someone please either tell me OR tell me where the first mention of it is so I can read it??

Puzzled; what fun; would like to understand..

Thx, Kath :-)


>
> > Well if we can mail-order everything from our couches and we don't actually have to talk to anybody, okay.
> > Gracie
>
>
>
> Gracie baby,
>
> Fret not so much. Although we will all have to donate what we are able, we have a possible solution for dilemmas which might arise for those times when we are simply "not up to it" due to our Lumptonian frailties.
>
> In the internet biz it is called "Raid-5 Redundant Backup". All we need is a commitment from the ones of us involved with such as Sigh Co.'s hopeful endeavors, to be willing to "back up" or fill in for any ones who may not be up to doing an assigned duty.
>
> This will be no easy commitment given that we would be lending ourselves to a form of mutual support which, in light of our experiential perspective, is so far from our mainstream.
>
> Yet, in spite of the ups and downs, insides and outs of our existences, does not the same endow us with a few special gifts and thus opportunities? And are not these gifts we possess but ones which we have paid and do pay for, ones which come at great cost to ourselves and ones worth advocating?
>
> What and when will we get for what we've paid? Is it not worth contributing a small amount more in order to secure our previous investment? Is it not worth making the shit out of money?
>
> Long live Lumptonia!!!
>
> Your doting Ambassador,
>
> B

 

Re: Lumptonia

Posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 11:53:13

In reply to Lumptonia , posted by Kath on November 19, 2000, at 10:53:13

Dear Kath,

Check the archives for the October period, under the thread of Our Significant Others - Lump is mentioned in for the first time in my post of 11/2. The genesis is that concerning the first major depressive episode I experienced, my wonderful husband( WH) refers to my "Lump person days." His phrase struck a resonant chord and Lumptonia was born.

As Constable of Lumptonia (also CPE - Couch Person Extraordinaire), there are very strict rules and regs for Lumptonia that everyone routinely ignores. I have no idea how I got to be Constable, other than I merely mentioned that I have a whip.

Your phrase "Puzzled. What fun; would like to understand" is pure Lumptonian, and on behalf of the Ambassador (although he goes by a variety of titles and I'm sure he must be in his cable-wired doghouse at the moment or he'd be greeting you himself), I would like to welcome you as a card-carrying member of Lumptonia.

You'll also find mentions of Lumptonia in other threads, such as the "Brick walls" thread, and it seems that Lumptonia is now part of the nomenclature.

As with the birth of any nation, we've experienced our birthing pains, and have had lively discussions on such crucial topics as our National Animal, National Anthem, proper intake of Nestle's Quik, dealing with Irritating Relative Syndrome (IRS), Sigh Co., which is all rather amazing since Lumptonians reside on the couch (commonly referred to as lumping) with our bankies and sacred pillows, and ignoring the world at-large.

Welcome!

Constable Sterling CPE

 

Re: Amcrassador--E business idea

Posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 11:57:41

In reply to Re: Amcrassador--E business idea » shar, posted by B Day on November 18, 2000, at 14:25:58

Dear Puppy Paws,

Oh, boy... am I embarrassed.... I just "caught" the sheer brilliance of your suggestion for the company name ... Sigh Co.

::::blushingly GOL:::::

Constable CPE

 

Re: Lumptonia » coral

Posted by Kath on November 19, 2000, at 12:55:31

In reply to Re: Lumptonia , posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 11:53:13

Dear CPE,

Thx for the very exciting info. I am honoured to be a card-carrying member.

Does sitting at the computer in my nightgown with chilly bare feet at 1:50 on a Sunday afternoon & not having even eaten breakfast or done my hair or washed off yesterday's mascara fit in with Lumptonian behaviour?

I'd love a personal greeting from the Ambassador
when he's available.

In the meantime, sounds like I have a bit of searching & reading to do to update myself on the History of Lumptonia.

Thanks for the welcome!! Take care, Kath (I'll have to think up a suitable title for myself, but that might take a bit of time).

Hugs, Kath

> Dear Kath,
>
> Check the archives for the October period, under the thread of Our Significant Others - Lump is mentioned in for the first time in my post of 11/2. The genesis is that concerning the first major depressive episode I experienced, my wonderful husband( WH) refers to my "Lump person days." His phrase struck a resonant chord and Lumptonia was born.
>
> As Constable of Lumptonia (also CPE - Couch Person Extraordinaire), there are very strict rules and regs for Lumptonia that everyone routinely ignores. I have no idea how I got to be Constable, other than I merely mentioned that I have a whip.
>
> Your phrase "Puzzled. What fun; would like to understand" is pure Lumptonian, and on behalf of the Ambassador (although he goes by a variety of titles and I'm sure he must be in his cable-wired doghouse at the moment or he'd be greeting you himself), I would like to welcome you as a card-carrying member of Lumptonia.
>
> You'll also find mentions of Lumptonia in other threads, such as the "Brick walls" thread, and it seems that Lumptonia is now part of the nomenclature.
>
> As with the birth of any nation, we've experienced our birthing pains, and have had lively discussions on such crucial topics as our National Animal, National Anthem, proper intake of Nestle's Quik, dealing with Irritating Relative Syndrome (IRS), Sigh Co., which is all rather amazing since Lumptonians reside on the couch (commonly referred to as lumping) with our bankies and sacred pillows, and ignoring the world at-large.
>
> Welcome!
>
> Constable Sterling CPE

 

Re: Lumptonia

Posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 13:25:34

In reply to Re: Lumptonia » coral, posted by Kath on November 19, 2000, at 12:55:31

Dear Kath,

Welcome!

"Does sitting at the computer in my nightgown with chilly bare feet at 1:50 on a Sunday afternoon & not having even eaten breakfast or done my hair or washed off yesterday's mascara fit in with Lumptonian behaviour?" Five out of the six behaviors are CLEARLY Lumptonian! The chilly feet, in my humble :::cough, choke, sputter::: opinion as Constable, is a violation of Lumptonian dress code. Fuzzy slippers or moccasins with holes in them are the preferred footwear. However, Lumptonians are a fractious group and anything is open to interpretation.

I wouldn't worry too much about the title. You're free to select your own title and change it as frequently as you desire, and other Lumptonians will also dub you with titles - just ask the Ambassador.

Undoubtedly, the A-man will greet you personally. He takes his Ambassadorial duties very seriously and even speaks in very Ambassadorial tones, especially when he wants out of the dog house.

Again, welcome to the couch!

Constable CPE

 

Re: Amcrassador--E business idea---AHEM! » coral

Posted by shar on November 19, 2000, at 13:45:35

In reply to Re: Amcrassador--E business idea, posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 11:57:41

Your Whipness,

I agree the name Sigh Co. is excrutiatingly brilliant, but it was not the Amrashador that thought it up. It was,

Your humble servant,
Former Historical Curator and High Priestess of Theoretical Realities, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)

(wanting credit where credit is due, because I am due so little of it....)

> Dear Puppy Paws,
>
> Oh, boy... am I embarrassed.... I just "caught" the sheer brilliance of your suggestion for the company name ... Sigh Co.
>
> ::::blushingly GOL:::::
>
> Constable CPE

 

Re: Amcrassador--E business idea---AHEM!

Posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 14:05:57

In reply to Re: Amcrassador--E business idea---AHEM! » coral, posted by shar on November 19, 2000, at 13:45:35

Dear Rosebud,

Ah ha!!!!! The Rose has thorns!!! I am sooo pleased!!!!!!!!! Marvelous!!!

Most abjectedly, humbly, embarrassedly, I sincerely, authentically, genuinely apologize for my error!!!!! Of course, there's a perfectly rational explanation (or should that be rationalization???) for my horrific oversight (under sight, non-sight..) I've been chowing on a Tobler Chocolate Orange (LOVE the instructions - whack and unwrap - relieves tension in two ways...) Anyway, I digress. I was consuming chocolate to maintain the proper brown sticky lips and, in licking my fingertips, I smudged my reading glasses, and mistook the brilliant name (Sigh Co) as a creation of the Am., and not the excellence of you, Rosebud of Exceptional Thought. I beg for your forgiveness. (Sheesh....siiiiiiiiiigh)... I'm not nearly as good about getting out of the doghouse as the A-man. I suppose I could suggest that I flog myself with my own whip... ahhh.... nah.

Now, about this "so little credit due" stuff... I heartily take exception to that characterization. You are an inspiration to me.

Affectionately,

The Whip

 

Re: Lumptonia » Kath

Posted by B Day on November 19, 2000, at 14:12:54

In reply to Re: Lumptonia » coral, posted by Kath on November 19, 2000, at 12:55:31

> Dear CPE,
>
> Thx for the very exciting info. I am honoured to be a card-carrying member.
>
> Does sitting at the computer in my nightgown with chilly bare feet at 1:50 on a Sunday afternoon & not having even eaten breakfast or done my hair or washed off yesterday's mascara fit in with Lumptonian behaviour?
>
> I'd love a personal greeting from the Ambassador
> when he's available.
>
> In the meantime, sounds like I have a bit of searching & reading to do to update myself on the History of Lumptonia.
>
> Thanks for the welcome!! Take care, Kath (I'll have to think up a suitable title for myself, but that might take a bit of time).
>
> Hugs, Kath
>

(((((Sweet Kath))))),

Along with my beloved Whipness, Sterling CPE, and on behalf of our partially upright citizens let me say...Welcome to Lumptonia!

Indeed (((((Sweet Kath))))), Welcome Home!!

Rest assured, the behavior you've so eloquently described is truly Lumptonian. It is obvious (((((Sweet Kath))))), you are one of our little lost sheep now returned to the flock. This always thrills the Ambassador, especially when it is a little girl sheep!

The Ambassador would like to mention he particularly enjoyed the delicious description of your nightgown and bare feet (((((Sweet Kath))))). If you wish, he would be MOST pleased if you were to continue!

As you peruse The Lumptonian Chronicles you will learn about your people, your nation and your heritage. You will learn about our institutions, our ways, our language and our customs. Best of all, (((((Sweet Kath))))) you will learn about the special service available for Lumptonian females.

(((((Sweet Kath))))), we hope you come to love Lumptonia and her people as much as we do.

At your service,

Ambassador B of Lumptonia

 

Re: Lumptonia

Posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 14:21:15

In reply to Re: Lumptonia » Kath, posted by B Day on November 19, 2000, at 14:12:54

Dear Mr. Crassador,

Need I remind you that I have a whip and know how to use it??????

BACK to the doghouse.

CONSTABLE CPE who carries a whip

 

Re: Lumptonia » coral

Posted by B Day on November 19, 2000, at 14:47:01

In reply to Re: Lumptonia , posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 14:21:15

Dearest Sterling Whipness,

There you go...using the "C" word. Is it no wonder the poor Ambassador feels soooooo confused and misunderstood.

Nevertheless, he would prefer not to taste the hot sting of your leather in this particular instance SO... (small paws)

ONCE AGAIN, the Ambassador apologizes if he possibly failed to express his MOST noble intentions to our new sheepess as well as perhaps he might have.

The Ambassador will try to make it up to her with some hugging!

Sincerely Your Little Puppy Paws,

Am B

--------------------------------

> Dear Mr. Crassador,
>
> Need I remind you that I have a whip and know how to use it??????
>
> BACK to the doghouse.
>
> CONSTABLE CPE who carries a whip

 

E business idea---AHEM!...hmmmmm » coral

Posted by shar on November 19, 2000, at 17:18:32

In reply to Re: Amcrassador--E business idea---AHEM!, posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 14:05:57

Whereas, The Rosebud, being overly sensitive and always ready to interpret remarks as cruel or insensitive (as any good depressive will),
and
whereas, The Rosebud was shouted at to LIGHTEN UP in a previous thread,
and
whereas, The Rosebud has been told she has thorns,
it is necessary for The Rosebud to insert her head in the sand (actually, under her favorite blankie) so as not to hear anymore vituperative and vicious attacks on her person, and practice some snappy comebacks, while sniffling about why nobody likes her.

Very hurtly and sssiiiggghhhingly yours,
The Rosebud


> Dear Rosebud,
>
> Ah ha!!!!! The Rose has thorns!!! I am sooo pleased!!!!!!!!! Marvelous!!!
>
> Most abjectedly, humbly, embarrassedly, I sincerely, authentically, genuinely apologize for my error!!!!! Of course, there's a perfectly rational explanation (or should that be rationalization???) for my horrific oversight (under sight, non-sight..) I've been chowing on a Tobler Chocolate Orange (LOVE the instructions - whack and unwrap - relieves tension in two ways...) Anyway, I digress. I was consuming chocolate to maintain the proper brown sticky lips and, in licking my fingertips, I smudged my reading glasses, and mistook the brilliant name (Sigh Co) as a creation of the Am., and not the excellence of you, Rosebud of Exceptional Thought. I beg for your forgiveness. (Sheesh....siiiiiiiiiigh)... I'm not nearly as good about getting out of the doghouse as the A-man. I suppose I could suggest that I flog myself with my own whip... ahhh.... nah.
>
> Now, about this "so little credit due" stuff... I heartily take exception to that characterization. You are an inspiration to me.
>
> Affectionately,
>
> The Whip

 

Re: E business idea---AHEM!...hmmmmm » shar

Posted by B Day on November 19, 2000, at 18:31:54

In reply to E business idea---AHEM!...hmmmmm » coral, posted by shar on November 19, 2000, at 17:18:32

Poor Rosebud,

I like you (or whatever THAT'S worth)! I think you are adorable and have a giant brain as well. I agree with The Whip that I could never have thought of a company name as clever as yours. Shoot, anyone would agree with that.

I'll say some more nice stuff to you if it'll make you feel better. It's awful when perfectly good lumping gets spoiled by the sniffles.

Your doting Ambassador,

B

----------------------------------------------


> Whereas, The Rosebud, being overly sensitive and always ready to interpret remarks as cruel or insensitive (as any good depressive will),
> and
> whereas, The Rosebud was shouted at to LIGHTEN UP in a previous thread,
> and
> whereas, The Rosebud has been told she has thorns,
> it is necessary for The Rosebud to insert her head in the sand (actually, under her favorite blankie) so as not to hear anymore vituperative and vicious attacks on her person, and practice some snappy comebacks, while sniffling about why nobody likes her.
>
> Very hurtly and sssiiiggghhhingly yours,
> The Rosebud
>

 

Re: Rosebud

Posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 18:46:15

In reply to Re: E business idea---AHEM!...hmmmmm » shar, posted by B Day on November 19, 2000, at 18:31:54

Dearest darling Rosebud,

:::::furiously digging under the bankie to find you::::: I think you're terrific!

I sincerely apologize for not being clearer that I truly believe thorns are healthy!!!!!!!

Not only did I make a mistake in miscrediting the name of the company to our miscreating Ambassador, but I did so with a new Lumptonian person!!!! Ughhh.

Now, I will flog myself with my whip, deservedly so...

CPE (tarnished)

 

Re: Rosebud

Posted by B Day on November 19, 2000, at 19:25:25

In reply to Re: Rosebud, posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 18:46:15

> Dearest darling Rosebud,
>
> Now, I will flog myself with my whip, deservedly so...
>
> CPE (tarnished)

Yep, that does it. We definitely need to discuss the whip Coral. There's sumthin' about the way you get into it!?!! Right Shar?

I love it. Keep on a crackin' that thang widdle whip-crackin' momma!

Your Widdle Puppy Paws

 

Coral Whips Herself » coral

Posted by Hannah on November 19, 2000, at 19:47:17

In reply to Re: Rosebud, posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 18:46:15


>
> Now, I will flog myself with my whip, deservedly so...

Thanks for sharing. This behaviour is suggestive of Borderline Personality Disorder. Have you thought of seeking help?

 

Never mind...PLEASE never mind......

Posted by Hannah on November 19, 2000, at 20:02:04

In reply to Coral Whips Herself » coral, posted by Hannah on November 19, 2000, at 19:47:17

>
I don't want to know!!!!!!! Sorry I ever read your post. Good luck. Sorry I intruded on your fantasy. Reallly Trullly verrrry verrrry sorrry


> >
> > Now, I will flog myself with my whip, deservedly so...
>
> Thanks for sharing. This behaviour is suggestive of Borderline Personality Disorder. Have you thought of seeking help?

 

Whinin' with Rosie!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Hannah on November 19, 2000, at 20:10:18

In reply to E business idea---AHEM!...hmmmmm » coral, posted by shar on November 19, 2000, at 17:18:32

> > whereas, The Rosebud was shouted at to LIGHTEN UP in a previous thread,

Me tooooooooo Can I come whinnnnnne about it heeeeerree?? Oh this is so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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