Posted by shar on November 19, 2000, at 17:18:32
In reply to Re: Amcrassador--E business idea---AHEM!, posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 14:05:57
Whereas, The Rosebud, being overly sensitive and always ready to interpret remarks as cruel or insensitive (as any good depressive will),
and
whereas, The Rosebud was shouted at to LIGHTEN UP in a previous thread,
and
whereas, The Rosebud has been told she has thorns,
it is necessary for The Rosebud to insert her head in the sand (actually, under her favorite blankie) so as not to hear anymore vituperative and vicious attacks on her person, and practice some snappy comebacks, while sniffling about why nobody likes her.Very hurtly and sssiiiggghhhingly yours,
The Rosebud
> Dear Rosebud,
>
> Ah ha!!!!! The Rose has thorns!!! I am sooo pleased!!!!!!!!! Marvelous!!!
>
> Most abjectedly, humbly, embarrassedly, I sincerely, authentically, genuinely apologize for my error!!!!! Of course, there's a perfectly rational explanation (or should that be rationalization???) for my horrific oversight (under sight, non-sight..) I've been chowing on a Tobler Chocolate Orange (LOVE the instructions - whack and unwrap - relieves tension in two ways...) Anyway, I digress. I was consuming chocolate to maintain the proper brown sticky lips and, in licking my fingertips, I smudged my reading glasses, and mistook the brilliant name (Sigh Co) as a creation of the Am., and not the excellence of you, Rosebud of Exceptional Thought. I beg for your forgiveness. (Sheesh....siiiiiiiiiigh)... I'm not nearly as good about getting out of the doghouse as the A-man. I suppose I could suggest that I flog myself with my own whip... ahhh.... nah.
>
> Now, about this "so little credit due" stuff... I heartily take exception to that characterization. You are an inspiration to me.
>
> Affectionately,
>
> The Whip
poster:shar
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