Posted by B Day on November 18, 2000, at 22:57:45
In reply to Re: Amcrassador ---, posted by coral on November 18, 2000, at 21:50:47
> Hey, Puppy Paws,
>
> Faaaaaaaar be it from me to send Thou up the River Styx!!!!
>
> On a newsworthy note, I nominate Arm & Hammer Baking Soda as our Lumptonian favorite universal product. It does everything. It's an upset tummy fixer, deodorizer, cleanser, tooth paste, polish, laundry stuff . . .
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> In keeping with the Lumptonian philosophy of finding the most energy-efficient ways to do as little as possible, let's hear it for A & H!!!
>
> Your Whipness
Southern Delicacy Coral,Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Shhhhwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh!!!
A BIG HECK YES (G-Rated, not quite the same is it?)! A&H Bakin' Soda!
The Ambassador seconds the proposal and has added it to the List Of Important Stuff duly which may be perused below (duly is the Ambassador's new word).
Your (and from here on out, nobody else's),
Puppy Paws
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Lumptonia's Important List Of Stuff:
* National Nickname: The Chrysalis State ?
* Date of Self-determination: November 2, 2000
* Largest national population: ?
* Capitol: ?
* Total Area: ?
* Size: ?
* Driving Time: ?
* Highest Point: The Hypomanian Range ?
* Lowest point: Death Valley ?
* Average Weather: Gloomy ?
* Average Sunrise: ? (no one will probably ever know)
* Average Sunset: ?* National Government: Lumpocracy ?
* National Armed Forces: Our All Female Volunteer Militia
* National Peace Corps: All Male Female Service (mandatory induction)
* National Law Enforcement Constable: Sterling (the Whip) CPE
* National Religion: Lumpism
* National Flag: (we need a final description)
* National Motto: Ssssiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhh! Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhewww!
* National Badge Of Honor: Sticky Brown Lips
* National Anthem: The Scar-Mangled Banter
* National Song: Lumptonia The Pupatal
* National Ditty/Jingle: The Almond Joy/Mounds Theme
* National Military Hymn: The Scares Of Schizophrene
* National Dance: The Lumptonian Shuffle Side to side ?
* National Walk: The Lumptonian Shuffle To and Fro ?
* National Pastime: Lumping (aka: couching, coccooning)
* National Sport: Depression Derby at Lumptonian Downs
* National Exercise: Mouse or remote-control clicking)
* National Olympics: (these still need to be added)
* National Uniform: Sweats with fluffy slippers
* National Holiday: Halloween
* National Fable: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
* National Animal: The Rocking Horse
* National Mascot: The Tortoise
* National Mammal: The Sloth
* National Reptile: The Tortoise
* National Bird: The Bird
* National Fish: ?
* National Insect: The Butterfly
* National Tree: ?
* National Flower: ?
* National Gift: Lump Baskets
* National Drink: Red Wine (since coffee is like oxygen to us)
* National Food: Chocolate
* National Candy Bars: Almond Joy and Mounds
* National Cuisine: Chocolate, Triple Brie (or any other cheese), pie, Diet Coke 4, Milk, Potatoes, GF International Coffees, Nestle's Quick, Hersey's Syrup (need to add others)
* National Universal Product!: Arm & Hammer Baking Soday!
poster:B Day
thread:2839
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20001117/msgs/2883.html