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Posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 9:23:25
In reply to Re: Or, there's the alternate ending..., posted by happyflower on May 28, 2005, at 7:35:38
> > "Then he moved his chair close to me and looked right at me and said, "happyflower, is there anything else you want to tell me about this?"
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> > I moved my chair so we were even closer, knees almost touching, and replied very softly, "I thought you'd never ask. I'm madly in love with you. You had me from, 'What can I help you with, Happyflower?' Let's run away together, now, tonight!"
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> > Hahahahahahahahaha...please forgive me...I just couldn't help it. Remember, my mind is quite ill, you know.
> > And you say you're bad...;-)
> > {sitting at keyboard wearing evil grin}
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> You are too funny10derHeart! I see your horns on the top of your head! Yes this is maybe what I wished at the time would happen. Please don't everyone blast me about ethics and everything. But I am over the erotic transference now, and I look back on how silly I was thinking. He is really a good T and would never cross the line with me. But I do think it is possiable for there to be mutual attraction. But being the good T that he is, got himself under control. lol
> Even though I fantazized what it would be like to be with him, I think I would have totally freaked out if he ever made a move. But I do like your alternate ending! You crack me up!I, for one, think no less of you. It's perfectly natural. Glad it went well.
Posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 9:25:48
In reply to Re: Funny/embarrassing things they do, posted by LadyBug on May 28, 2005, at 13:45:04
> After one of my appointments I stopped by to use the restroom. My T came in and went in the next stall. I don't know if she knew it was me that was next to her or not. She blasted one!!!! I don't know if it was just a blast or a total blow-out!!! I thought I better get my butt out of there before she sees me. I realized just how real of a person she truely is!!! I would have died had that been me doing that as she was in the next stall!! She must have been suffering major stomach cramps during our visit and I couldn't see it. Training I guess!!!
> Geez, they are human too!!!
> One time I had to pee really bad before an appointment. I went in to the restroom and she was in there freshening up a bit. I sat down on the pot and do you think I could pee????? NOOOOO. I told her I can't pee with you in here!! She laughed but left and said, see ya in a min. That was imbarassing to me!! I don't normally have that problem..... but I'd never been in there going at the same time she was in there!!! I know she's not imbarrassed to let out a small burp or hic-up.
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> Oh my gosh who brought this topic up???? It makes me laugh!!!!!!!!! Let's share some more fine stories of the T's we think are perfect!!
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> LadyBug
>OMGsh, I would've just died! This thread has been TOO TOO funny! Just what I needed today!
Posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 9:28:20
In reply to Hmm, tell me where it hurts..., posted by 10derHeart on May 28, 2005, at 14:27:42
> My T. (picture 50's, balding, kindly-looking, glasses, slightly overweight) had been ill with some nasty chest cold thing - sick enough to cancel all his clients for 2 days.
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> So when he rescheduled me, I come in and we start talking. He was obviously still not well at all. After a couple minutes, something triggered a bad coughing fit, where he turned a bit red, and had to drink water, etc., to get it to stop. Since it seemed a little awkward during the coughing (and I really am a nice person who cares about others), I tried saying something...
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> Me: "I hate those kinds of coughs. I've had that before. Sometimes you can cough so hard it hurts your back muscles."
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> T: (after drinking the water and wiping his eyes) "Well, I'd tell you where this cough hurts me right now, but it would be too embarrassing."
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> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Ewwwwwwwwww!! What the ____!?
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> Any theories?
> No, wait, gross.
> Well, I'm curious, but, ewww..
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> I told this one to my daughter, who is usually fairly creative - and blunt. Her theory is that his pain must have been in the vicinity of the scrotum. Hmmm...I was thinking more toward the..errr...back side areas....
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> Lovely thought she implanted in my head for the future.
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> She can be a provocative young woman...looking for the reaction/laugh - runs in the family, apparently ;-)
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> PS - Lucklily, T. hasn't coughed since - because if he does, I swear I'll have a flashback to his comment/her theory and start giggling like an idiot....
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If any Ts get sick, buy them some Airborne, it REALLY does work like a charm. A few days, and the cold or what ever is gone. I buy mine at the grocery or health food store.
Posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 9:30:41
In reply to silliness, posted by Shortelise on May 28, 2005, at 14:52:05
What did you say?! That's just like a MAN, not a T, but a man. My dear sweet hubby has told me to go shopping and buy lots of stuff to make myself feel better. I normally don't like shopping too much though.
Posted by rubenstein on May 29, 2005, at 11:01:53
In reply to Re: silliness » Shortelise, posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 9:30:41
Well this is more my silliness than my T's but I was coming home for summer break and I didn't know what to do with my fish. I didn't want to leave him in the car during therapy (for I was leaving right afterwards) and I certainly didn't want to go in there with the fish...I mean I have seen What about Bob? and that would have been too much for me. Well I never drink coffee but I thought I would put the fish in a coffe travel cup and take it in with me like I was drinking it. Well, of course I fidget and get nervous during therapy and take a big gulp of the fish water before I rembered what was actually in the cup. I was mortified but still too terrified to tell him what was actually in the cup so I just sat there with this wierd look on my face and he asked me what that was about and I made up something about having a recollection from childhood. I never told him about this incident until this last May when I was leaving for break again. He died laughing and couldn't believe I went to all that trouble just to make sure I didn't remind him of BOB from the movie "What about Bob."
ahhh therapy
there are some great silly times
rubenstein
Posted by fallsfall on May 29, 2005, at 11:09:27
In reply to Re: Too easy, posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 9:11:37
Right now I'm going through a "my therapist is so perfect" phase. I could go on and on about how wonderful he is. But I can't think of anything silly or embarrassing that he does. I'm enough of a realist to know that it isn't because he doesn't DO anything silly or embarrassing - just that right now I can't see any of them.
But once in a while he fidgets. He keeps a coin or two next to his chair, and once in a while he will pick one up and hold it for a minute and then put it back down. Maybe I should start analyzing when he does that. That could be amusing.
So, if I do analyze his fidgeting, do I tell him about it when I have it figured out? "Well, Dr. Therapist, I can see that we are starting to discuss a [fill in the blank] topic now - because I see that you have picked up your lucky penny."
Posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 11:16:41
In reply to Re: My turn! » happyflower, posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 9:13:23
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> Aw, damn! I think ya need to revisit this one with him, and see how he reacts! He pulled his chair up close to you? How do you suppose the conversation would have gone if you'd admitted to it? I'd LOVE to know! LOL
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He is so good looking,I would have grabed him and show him how to be theaputic . Pure stress release. Once you make love to a trumpet player, you never want anything else!lol
Posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 11:20:11
In reply to Re: silliness, posted by rubenstein on May 29, 2005, at 11:01:53
There is NO WAY this can be true! This is so dam* funny, I am peeing my pants laughing!
Posted by rubenstein on May 29, 2005, at 11:55:18
In reply to Re: silliness » rubenstein, posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 11:20:11
> There is NO WAY this can be true! This is so dam* funny, I am peeing my pants laughing!
Swear to Pete, the story is true>>>>. can't make up something like that :)
Posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 12:29:59
In reply to Re: My turn! » Jazzed, posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 11:16:41
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> > Aw, damn! I think ya need to revisit this one with him, and see how he reacts! He pulled his chair up close to you? How do you suppose the conversation would have gone if you'd admitted to it? I'd LOVE to know! LOL
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Okay now, Jazzed, I said I was over the erotic stuff, now you got me thinking about it again and I see him in 2 days. I don't think I can look at him now! lol Plus we have some tough stuff to discuss, but maybe I should bring up my fantasies again and see what he does! One thing I remember he told me that would help if I couldn't get the image out of my head was to do "emotional flooding", where you think about it several hours for several days until you are so sick of it, you don't think about it anymore! lol But he said I don't think you need to that! Plus he also said, well you could always put a movie on for the kids and spend a couple of hours taking care of my fantasy in another room. I said well I don't think I need a COUPLE OF HOURS to do it! Maybe I should of said well can I take care of my fantasy next week with you for 50 min, and if it is really good, maybe I could get a couple of extra minutes for good behavior. lol I need to get my mind off this !!!!AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! This is all your fault Jazzy! lol
Posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 12:34:28
In reply to Re: My turn!, posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 12:29:59
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> > > Plus he also said, well you could always put a movie on for the kids and spend a couple of hours taking care of my fantasy in another room.Opps, a Freudian slip, I should of said your fantasies, not "my", being his. Talk about getting flustered!
Posted by Shortelise on May 29, 2005, at 16:57:32
In reply to Re: silliness, posted by rubenstein on May 29, 2005, at 11:01:53
That is SO SO FUNNY!
Thanks for the ***big*** laugh.
ShortE
Posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 18:07:57
In reply to Re: My turn!, posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 12:29:59
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> Okay now, Jazzed, I said I was over the erotic stuff, now you got me thinking about it again and I see him in 2 days. I don't think I can look at him now! lol Plus we have some tough stuff to discuss, but maybe I should bring up my fantasies again and see what he does! One thing I remember he told me that would help if I couldn't get the image out of my head was to do "emotional flooding", where you think about it several hours for several days until you are so sick of it, you don't think about it anymore! lol But he said I don't think you need to that! Plus he also said, well you could always put a movie on for the kids and spend a couple of hours taking care of my fantasy in another room. I said well I don't think I need a COUPLE OF HOURS to do it! Maybe I should of said well can I take care of my fantasy next week with you for 50 min, and if it is really good, maybe I could get a couple of extra minutes for good behavior. lol I need to get my mind off this !!!!AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! This is all your fault Jazzy! lol
LOL, THAT was not a freudian slip!!! LMAO!
Yes, I think you definitely SHOULD continue to flood, and BTW, I know that NEVER works for me, just keeps it fresh for me! And, 50 min. twice a week oughta do ya! LOL I think it's hysterical that he suggested putting in a movie, and taking a couple of hours! How did you react?! I can stay with a fantasy for that long! I gotta know how you're next session goes! LOL Be sure to let us know!Jazzed
Posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 18:09:48
In reply to Re: silliness, posted by rubenstein on May 29, 2005, at 11:55:18
> > There is NO WAY this can be true! This is so dam* funny, I am peeing my pants laughing!
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> Swear to Pete, the story is true>>>>. can't make up something like that :)I want YOUR T happyflower! Where is he, and what's his name?! LOL We could all go, and start talking about our fantasies! hehehehe
Posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 18:24:47
In reply to Re: My turn! » happyflower, posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 18:07:57
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> LOL, THAT was not a freudian slip!!! LMAO!
> Yes, I think you definitely SHOULD continue to flood, and BTW, I know that NEVER works for me, just keeps it fresh for me! And, 50 min. twice a week oughta do ya! LOL I think it's hysterical that he suggested putting in a movie, and taking a couple of hours! How did you react?! I can stay with a fantasy for that long! I gotta know how you're next session goes! LOL Be sure to let us know!
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> Jazzed
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> I think I oughta skip this week and keep ya in suspense! I don't remember how I reacted, but I did tell that I didn't NEED 2 hours! But the more I think about it, if he thought the fantasies were about him,because I didn't tell him that they were, how could he tell me to put a movie in for the kids and spend a couple of hours thinking about being with him? Unless he wanted to think about me too! Jazzy, you need to stop putting these suggestions in my mind or I will have to cancel my appointment or I might attack him and have my way with him whether he wants to or not, whether it is ethical or not. Please don't anyone blast me, I am only kidding! I think I will take a cold shower now, thank you very much! lol
Posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 18:27:42
In reply to Re: silliness, posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 18:09:48
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> I want YOUR T happyflower! Where is he, and what's his name?! LOL We could all go, and start talking about our fantasies! hehehehe
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Sorry Jazzey, you can't have him, he is all mine! lol
Posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 18:29:16
In reply to Jazzy Smazzy » Jazzed, posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 18:27:42
I think YOU need a cold shower Jazzy!
Posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 22:06:05
In reply to Re: My turn!, posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 18:24:47
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> > LOL, THAT was not a freudian slip!!! LMAO!
> > Yes, I think you definitely SHOULD continue to flood, and BTW, I know that NEVER works for me, just keeps it fresh for me! And, 50 min. twice a week oughta do ya! LOL I think it's hysterical that he suggested putting in a movie, and taking a couple of hours! How did you react?! I can stay with a fantasy for that long! I gotta know how you're next session goes! LOL Be sure to let us know!
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> > Jazzed
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> > I think I oughta skip this week and keep ya in suspense! I don't remember how I reacted, but I did tell that I didn't NEED 2 hours! But the more I think about it, if he thought the fantasies were about him,because I didn't tell him that they were, how could he tell me to put a movie in for the kids and spend a couple of hours thinking about being with him? Unless he wanted to think about me too! Jazzy, you need to stop putting these suggestions in my mind or I will have to cancel my appointment or I might attack him and have my way with him whether he wants to or not, whether it is ethical or not. Please don't anyone blast me, I am only kidding! I think I will take a cold shower now, thank you very much! lol
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It's obviously all in fun - good HOT fun! I hope you have a great session, and think of me while you're in there, okay? What day is the session, and I'll put in a good thought for you too.Jazzy - I like that thanks Happy!
Posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 22:06:52
In reply to Jazzy Smazzy » Jazzed, posted by happyflower on May 29, 2005, at 18:27:42
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> > I want YOUR T happyflower! Where is he, and what's his name?! LOL We could all go, and start talking about our fantasies! hehehehe
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> Sorry Jazzey, you can't have him, he is all mine! lolLOL, damned! Well, can't blame me for trying!
hehehehehe
Posted by Tamar on May 30, 2005, at 8:07:06
In reply to Re: Jazzy Smazzy » happyflower, posted by Jazzed on May 29, 2005, at 22:06:52
OK, I’ve been racking my brains trying to think of something silly or embarrassing about my T, and this is the best I could come up with…
During one session (in which, coincidentally, we were talking about attraction, desire and lust) he licked his lips several times. I never saw him do it before or since. Now maybe he had a cold, or maybe he had a sore mouth, but given the subject we were discussing it was extremely distracting (in a good way!).
Has anyone else seen their therapist’s tongue?
(Happyflower, maybe you’ll get to see yours next session, when he confesses that it is indeed *his* fantasy he wishes you to take care of for two hours!)
Posted by happyflower on May 30, 2005, at 9:00:22
In reply to Ts and silliness, posted by Tamar on May 30, 2005, at 8:07:06
No, No, No!!!!I think I am going to change my name to redfacedflower! You know I have to see him tommorrow, how can I ever look at him now! AAAUUUGGGHHHH! :) I am so glad that I am married! lol
Posted by Jazzed on May 30, 2005, at 21:51:47
In reply to Ts and silliness, posted by Tamar on May 30, 2005, at 8:07:06
Posted by Jazzed on May 30, 2005, at 21:53:19
In reply to Re: Ts and silliness » Tamar, posted by happyflower on May 30, 2005, at 9:00:22
> No, No, No!!!!I think I am going to change my name to redfacedflower! You know I have to see him tommorrow, how can I ever look at him now! AAAUUUGGGHHHH! :) I am so glad that I am married! lol
LOL, I will be waiting to hear how it goes! LMAO!!! Lick your lips, bat your eyes, turn red as a beet, and think of us!
Jazzy
Posted by happyflower on June 1, 2005, at 19:16:42
In reply to Re: Ts and silliness LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! » happyflower, posted by Jazzed on May 30, 2005, at 21:53:19
Yes, he can juggle and solve the rubik's' cube. He has them in his office and I have seen him juggle but I haven't seen him do the cube. I am so tempted to mess it up just so he can prove he solve it! lol
Posted by Jazzed on June 1, 2005, at 22:09:59
In reply to Thought of another one! lol, posted by happyflower on June 1, 2005, at 19:16:42
Both of those, esp. juggling are great for development of the primal brain, can't remember right now what it's called, my ADD you know.
Great for reading problems. Yeah, please mess up the cube, I want to know too! LOLJazzy
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