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Posted by Krazy Kat on October 1, 2001, at 21:21:48
Why do Wild Turkeys insist on living in my back yard?
Why do they put cheese in reseable packages, but not chips?
Why does my cat meow without saying a word?
Why do we speak different languages? Where's the common sense in that?
Why do birds sing, and bees buzz (and sometimes sting you)?
Did you know Kangaroos can disembowel their opponents with their back middle toes? I met one this weekend and he told me so...
Posted by dreamer on October 1, 2001, at 22:58:10
In reply to Dear Dr. Eamer..., posted by Krazy Kat on October 1, 2001, at 21:21:48
> Why do Wild Turkish sisters live in my back
yard? >I would advise you to report them to your local social services they may be mentally unstable and dangerous eventually they will smell and attract vermin
> Why do they put cheese in reseable packages, but not ships?
What a strange twisted question! are you ill?
Ships are far to large for packaging and why would you?
> Why does my cat meow without swearing?Ah felines are polite pussies ,xcept the ginger variety
>
> Why do we age? Where's the common sense in that?I agree, plastic surgery and new meds in the pipeline will help our mortal souls
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> Why do birds ring, and bees buzz (and sometimes sting you)?Birds telephone beakause they are able to peck the dialing buttons and bees buzz the door buzzer just for fun they sting you if you open the door for the third time >
> Did you know Kangaroos can disembowel their opponents with their back middle toes? I met one this weekend and he told me so...
Hearing voices eh.. I suggest you make an appointment soon.
Dr.Eamer the best she could do in a tranqualised state.
Posted by sar on October 2, 2001, at 10:43:01
In reply to Re: Dear Dr. Eamer... » Krazy Kat , posted by dreamer on October 1, 2001, at 22:58:10
*sar streaks across the thread, shrieking with laughter nearly spilling her tea everywhere*
Posted by Krazy Kat on October 2, 2001, at 10:50:55
In reply to Re: Dear Dr. Eamer... » Krazy Kat , posted by dreamer on October 1, 2001, at 22:58:10
You should be crowned for the joy you brought into my morning.
The sisters names are Emilia and Nasha, and they don't think you smell so pretty either. ;)
Posted by susan C on October 2, 2001, at 13:26:04
In reply to Dear Dr. Eamer..., posted by Krazy Kat on October 1, 2001, at 21:21:48
> Why do Wild Turkeys insist on living in my back yard?
because turkeys are very stupid and cant read the 'no loitering' signs...
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> Why do they put cheese in reseable packages, but not chips?Because you 'can not eat just one'
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> Why does my cat meow without saying a word?
because cats are very intelligent aliens from another planet
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> Why do we speak different languages? Where's the common sense in that?
see above (I watched Men In Black last night, this is why I know the truth is out there...)
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> Why do birds sing, and bees buzz (and sometimes sting you)?
because the song is stuck in their head
because they really are chain saws in disguise
because sometimes you are involved in a huge mafia enterprise requiring extensive government resources to infiltrate and uncover you while you are hiding in your bed.
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> Did you know Kangaroos can disembowel their opponents with their back middle toes? I met one this weekend and he told me so...cats can too, even when they are declawed (in the front) We adopted a declawed cat who had spent his whole life indoors...of course, in his new life, with young children, the door was always a jar...(not a can mind you) and eventually he made it all the way outside...he became a snake hunter and would bring home garden snakes...I had never realized before that snakes stink when cats roll on them....
mouse in the grass
susan C
Posted by Marie1 on October 3, 2001, at 7:26:00
In reply to Re: Dear Dr. Eamer... » Krazy Kat , posted by dreamer on October 1, 2001, at 22:58:10
This is the end of the thread.
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