Posted by susan C on October 2, 2001, at 13:26:04
In reply to Dear Dr. Eamer..., posted by Krazy Kat on October 1, 2001, at 21:21:48
> Why do Wild Turkeys insist on living in my back yard?
because turkeys are very stupid and cant read the 'no loitering' signs...
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> Why do they put cheese in reseable packages, but not chips?Because you 'can not eat just one'
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> Why does my cat meow without saying a word?
because cats are very intelligent aliens from another planet
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> Why do we speak different languages? Where's the common sense in that?
see above (I watched Men In Black last night, this is why I know the truth is out there...)
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> Why do birds sing, and bees buzz (and sometimes sting you)?
because the song is stuck in their head
because they really are chain saws in disguise
because sometimes you are involved in a huge mafia enterprise requiring extensive government resources to infiltrate and uncover you while you are hiding in your bed.
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> Did you know Kangaroos can disembowel their opponents with their back middle toes? I met one this weekend and he told me so...cats can too, even when they are declawed (in the front) We adopted a declawed cat who had spent his whole life indoors...of course, in his new life, with young children, the door was always a jar...(not a can mind you) and eventually he made it all the way outside...he became a snake hunter and would bring home garden snakes...I had never realized before that snakes stink when cats roll on them....
mouse in the grass
susan C
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