Posted by dreamer on October 1, 2001, at 22:58:10
In reply to Dear Dr. Eamer..., posted by Krazy Kat on October 1, 2001, at 21:21:48
> Why do Wild Turkish sisters live in my back
yard? >I would advise you to report them to your local social services they may be mentally unstable and dangerous eventually they will smell and attract vermin
> Why do they put cheese in reseable packages, but not ships?
What a strange twisted question! are you ill?
Ships are far to large for packaging and why would you?
> Why does my cat meow without swearing?Ah felines are polite pussies ,xcept the ginger variety
>
> Why do we age? Where's the common sense in that?I agree, plastic surgery and new meds in the pipeline will help our mortal souls
>
> Why do birds ring, and bees buzz (and sometimes sting you)?Birds telephone beakause they are able to peck the dialing buttons and bees buzz the door buzzer just for fun they sting you if you open the door for the third time >
> Did you know Kangaroos can disembowel their opponents with their back middle toes? I met one this weekend and he told me so...
Hearing voices eh.. I suggest you make an appointment soon.
Dr.Eamer the best she could do in a tranqualised state.
poster:dreamer
thread:11987
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