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Posted by Phil on May 8, 2002, at 7:13:47
darts are temporarily cancelled since Shar stuck one in the back of Phil's head. He won't let the staff remove it. Senile geezer, thinks he's Steve Martin.
It's not so bad she buried that dart but she was winding up for the 2nd pitch.
Remember, Lawrence Welk records Saturday night for the dance.
Bubbles everywhere.
Checkers has been cancelled since the bigot, we won't mention names, swallowed all the black checkers. You can certainly hear when he hits the bathroom at 5 a.m.
Dr. Bob won't be stopping by this week. He's upset about someone putting acid in the punch bowl. He's actually a poster now at babble.
Tonights Mexican food night so with your meds, take that Beano. As we say here, better to nip a problem in the bud rather than watch the men have another contest. There are just too many 'accidents' though we all know how fun it is.
The record of 23 seconds still stands.
Oh hell, Shar snuck some more whisky in, thinks she's Betty Davis again.Another day at Mellow Yellow nursing home. Our slogan everybody at once now," SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE HERE TOO YOU LITTLE SHRIMP!! Thank you.
Posted by allisonm on May 8, 2002, at 10:26:24
In reply to Unfortunately.....(a little story) shar, others, posted by Phil on May 8, 2002, at 7:13:47
And the drooling contest? Why, you remember how much fuun that is, don't you?
I need my stable and redundant schedule as well as my apple sauce in the afternoon.
Oops, got to take my medications now else the whooping cranes and the beetles will come back in my room. You know how I hate them!
Thanks for making me laugh out loud today.
Allison
Posted by susan C on May 8, 2002, at 18:16:14
In reply to Phil!! What about our afghan-knitting festival??!?, posted by allisonm on May 8, 2002, at 10:26:24
I already have several ready to show:
http://www.geocities.com/sicl505/index.html
Posted by shar on May 8, 2002, at 22:05:17
In reply to Unfortunately.....(a little story) shar, others, posted by Phil on May 8, 2002, at 7:13:47
Phil got in the kitchen and brought out his "dancing chicken" again. We all think it's the first time we've seen it and ROTFL.
Had a guitar playing do-gooder came by to play old CW songs. People were throwing jello and shouting "Stairway to Heaven" and "Jimi! Jimi! Jimi." We got extra meds to calm us down that day.
The staff like us pretty well. They put on "Time Warp" and at the end we all fall down and can't get up....they leave us like that for hours.
Shar denied sticking the dart into Phil's head. Said she saw several other suspects around there, plus it was the back of Phil's head so how would he know who did it?
We all have a little nip, then it's clean diapers and off to beddy-bye, awaiting the dawn of a new day.
Posted by allisonm on May 8, 2002, at 23:10:21
In reply to Re: Phil!! What about our afghan-knitting festival??!?, posted by susan C on May 8, 2002, at 18:16:14
Oh, that's great! Juuuust terrific!
A professional in our midst. That eviscerates any ideas I had. (I don't even know how to knit or crochet, so it doesn't take much to dash my hopes.)
So how come your lovely afghans are labeled "awful art"? I don't get it.
Posted by Phil on May 9, 2002, at 7:11:27
In reply to When I'm 64......, posted by shar on May 8, 2002, at 22:05:17
Hey bud, if you play Feelings one more time Shar will stick you in the head with a dart. Don't tell me it wasn't you sweety-Greg ratted on you. Plus I heard you yell,"We'll just see who's got the brains around here!"
"Hey Guitar man, say you've played your whole life. What are you, ten? Thirty-five? Getting hard to tell. Anyway, you suck. We're wheeling Clapton over from Oxymoron next time. He can't play anymore but he sure looks cool doing it."
Allison, sweet talk Eric, he's still bitching about Shar hitting him in the head with her teeth.
Little nip Shar, you've got orderly's running to the liquor store twice a day. Don't tell me woman! YOU'RE THE ONE who said I would give them some bud for each trip!! Shar, do yew even know how hard it is to grow pot under my bed? I have to trim it like Bonzai trees so it fits.
Makes me so mad I could just....whoops, just did. You an RN? I was just a PN, got any of them diapers around?(Phil turns to smile ar Shar and Allison as the RN leads him to his room by sticking her fingers in his nose and pulling. He smiles cause he really never wet his diaper. hahahaha
Scenes from next weeks Mellow Yellow coming right up.
Posted by Phil on May 9, 2002, at 7:25:11
In reply to Geez...I never win at anything » susan C, posted by allisonm on May 8, 2002, at 23:10:21
Allison, please don't use words I forgot in '82.
Anyway, we all know that eviscerates is what happens when you open champagne, or Mr Noodlehead over there cuts the mustard. Hey, back off noodleneck, you weren't supposed to hear that. Hey, they said you were deaf...cool move, dude.
Allison dear, don't worry. As long as you keep going to not-much-talent anonymous meetings you'll be okay.
Posted by Phil on May 9, 2002, at 7:27:02
In reply to Geez...I never win at anything » susan C, posted by allisonm on May 8, 2002, at 23:10:21
Greg,
Wasn't it sad when we asked Mr. Clapton to play Crossroads and he asked where they were?
Posted by Phil on May 9, 2002, at 7:29:46
In reply to Re: Phil!! What about our afghan-knitting festival??!?, posted by susan C on May 8, 2002, at 18:16:14
Those are uh, unique. Shar will give you $400.00 apiece.
Ouch, somebody git those #@(*&%^^darts from that woman! Pierced my nose with that one.
Posted by tina on May 9, 2002, at 12:35:30
In reply to Re: Greg, you still under my bed?, posted by Phil on May 9, 2002, at 7:27:02
Greg has departed the cyber-world in favor of the 'real world' Phil. I doubt you'll be seeing him anytime soon.
Posted by Phil on May 9, 2002, at 17:29:18
In reply to Re: Greg, you still under my bed? » Phil, posted by tina on May 9, 2002, at 12:35:30
I knew he had a lot going on but I certainly will miss him. He's an exceptionally kind man.
Thank you Tina.
Posted by shar on May 9, 2002, at 22:45:30
In reply to Re: Greg, you still under my bed? » tina, posted by Phil on May 9, 2002, at 17:29:18
Greg was doing some basic skateboard manuevers he modified for using with his walker, and he was going over this one ramp (6 inches high!!) and doing this move where he jumps the ramp and rolls his eyes at the same time, and he fell over because rolling his eyes made him dizzy. Really dinged up his walker good.
He'll probably try to get a reinforced one with a roll bar and safety belt on it. He also has been forced to take some bedrest because the fall sorta messed up his neck, shoulders, elbows, back (upper), back (lower), hips, pelvis, ribs, knees and left ankle. Right ankle is fine.
He told me he's getting great pain meds. A whiff of vicoprofen once an hour.
Phil, you on for the wet golf sweater contest?
Darting Shar
Posted by Phil on May 10, 2002, at 7:18:15
In reply to Greg'll visit soon as he gets his walker fixed...., posted by shar on May 9, 2002, at 22:45:30
I hate the golf sweater contest. Last year, they hooked up the hose to the hot water faucet inside. Everyone thought we were having fun jumping around till they saw the blisters. I know I saw Clapton sneaking around that day. He can't get over getting hit with Shar's teeth.
Sorry to hear about Greg's walker. It was a ZXX Superslide model with furry handlebars. Being from California, Greg put hydraulics on it. Man could that thing bounce.
Sorry about your injuries Greg but it was Shar that bought that skateboard for you. Look up passive-aggresive in the dictionary and you will see Shar's picture.
Being that your eyesight is almost gone, it was so fun to watch you with the bow and arrow. I ain't never seen so many old people running so fast!!!!! hahaha I take that back. The time Shar made that german chocolate cake out of ex-lax had us running to the bathrooms and any other container in sight.Anyway, I have to go study for the senior, senior's Jeopardy hosted by Cheech Marin. He can't hear too good now so every answers right. I still need to study for one catagory. The what's your name catagory trips me up something awful.
Sincerely,
Fred?
Remember, Saturday is the weekly shoplifting trip in town. Shar got the pot roast last time, do I hear an amen? ALRIGHT!
And Greg, no more hominy, we need you on the fake script team this week. Just remember, Viagra-Valium. Someone needs to buy a pack of cigarettes and rolling papers on the way out so we don't look suspicious. Wonder if Clapton would come along. I know he needs guitar strings so we'll have to go to the music store. He lost his guitar so he strings them to his walker and can STILL play a solo behind his head, although the teeth picking is over.
Posted by Phil on May 11, 2002, at 7:19:46
In reply to Re: Greg'll visit soon as he gets his walker fixed.... » shar, posted by Phil on May 10, 2002, at 7:18:15
that he opened Crossroads Recovery Center for Filthy rich addicts so he's over here at mella yella smokin rope with me and Shar, the orderly's and the head administration lady.
Later on, we're all gonna go to the beach in the mella yella van(old ice cream truck)with our logo on the side; a picture of Homer Simpson's boss.
Billy, the visually impaired, okay blind, will be our driver. Somehow, when he's liquored up, he drives perfect. Shar's in the back lying to Eric.
I don't have the heart to tell Eric she's not Grace Slick. Grace died last year from complications arisin from a colonoscopy, she was 112. Right before they began the procedure, she asked for one pill to make it smaller but her mother was there and gave her one that didn't do anything at all. Her dying words were,"Don't-stop, don't-stop! She was buried next to Jimi but he moved.
Eric cries for Jimi everyday, we all do. It ain't always happy at m-y but we get by.
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