Posted by Phil on May 10, 2002, at 7:18:15
In reply to Greg'll visit soon as he gets his walker fixed...., posted by shar on May 9, 2002, at 22:45:30
I hate the golf sweater contest. Last year, they hooked up the hose to the hot water faucet inside. Everyone thought we were having fun jumping around till they saw the blisters. I know I saw Clapton sneaking around that day. He can't get over getting hit with Shar's teeth.
Sorry to hear about Greg's walker. It was a ZXX Superslide model with furry handlebars. Being from California, Greg put hydraulics on it. Man could that thing bounce.
Sorry about your injuries Greg but it was Shar that bought that skateboard for you. Look up passive-aggresive in the dictionary and you will see Shar's picture.
Being that your eyesight is almost gone, it was so fun to watch you with the bow and arrow. I ain't never seen so many old people running so fast!!!!! hahaha I take that back. The time Shar made that german chocolate cake out of ex-lax had us running to the bathrooms and any other container in sight.
Anyway, I have to go study for the senior, senior's Jeopardy hosted by Cheech Marin. He can't hear too good now so every answers right. I still need to study for one catagory. The what's your name catagory trips me up something awful.
Remember, Saturday is the weekly shoplifting trip in town. Shar got the pot roast last time, do I hear an amen? ALRIGHT!
And Greg, no more hominy, we need you on the fake script team this week. Just remember, Viagra-Valium. Someone needs to buy a pack of cigarettes and rolling papers on the way out so we don't look suspicious. Wonder if Clapton would come along. I know he needs guitar strings so we'll have to go to the music store. He lost his guitar so he strings them to his walker and can STILL play a solo behind his head, although the teeth picking is over.