Posted by karen_kay on June 20, 2007, at 16:19:44
In reply to pantyhose and humidity » karen_kay, posted by Miss Honeychurch on June 20, 2007, at 8:13:31
since the lewis black special last night on the boob tube.
mister bean (see, you always forget the mister part dear. have soem respect for the title. eh is a doctor, right? oh, or are you flirting with some silly man without a proper degree, running a business out of some back alley?) fools people with his half *ssed appearance. you see dear, those who dress in jaclyn smith, via kmart clothing, top sliders (he was the one, right? lady, that's been at least 17 years ago and i can't remember what i wore yesterday, let alone what mister bean wore on december 12, 1973), and short sleeved shirts with a tie are really, really REALLY dirty at heart. they actually prefer dirty women like me. just where do you think i got the 'itch' from? hmmmmm? it certainly wasn't from that murderer i once knew. or that guy on the radio i hear from time to time. it's from the guy who appears to be nice and clean, but really is dirty and filthy and you wouldn't believe the things he likes.
we can tlak about this in private if you like. he may appear sweet and gentle and naive, but really underneath all that hair, there's a monster waiting to come and play. believe me, it took a belt to keep him under control ;)
and panty hose? no wonder..... i thought those were just for women who went on oprah and were afraid to show off their leggies... i haven't worn them since my sixth grade dance.