Posted by karen_kay on June 15, 2007, at 7:23:08
7:59:48: mister bean sits at his desk and pulls tag from his shirt, realizing he has, in fact, once again put his shirt on backwards. hoping to impress miss honey he has purchased a highly expensive kathy lee via woman's department, yellow cotton shirt, yet failed to put it on properly. miss honey, tryign to impress bean, is too busy studying her latest agenda to notice mister bean's 'fashion' shirt from the local kmart, or the fact that it's on backwards. nor does she notice the fact he's removing the tag with a pair of rusty toe nail clippers right in front of her.
8:00:00: mister bean begins to speak, trying in a sexy voice 'so miss hhhhhhoney...'. at the same time, miss honey, so intent on studying her newest agenda, drops it to the floor. they both extend arms for the agenda at the same time, eyes down towards the floor, heads bumping and making a sound resmebling watermelons busting and knocking about. the only sound that remains is one of 'oh!' and head rubbing, and the left-over soudn of confusion. mister bean looks down at the agenda, as this time miss honey didn't make a copy for him, and notices scribbles on the side, much like ones that high school girls draw when in love. one has stick figures drawn in compromising positions. one has simply the initials 'm. h + m. b 2gether 4ever'.
8:04:32: the tension is mounting. heads hurt. mister bean has just discovered miss honey's schoolgirl crush. miss honey has just discovered mister bean's shirt is on backwards. the sheer horror and embarrassment of the situation. you can cut the tension with a knife. just then, a clown knocks on the window (and it's the third story?) mister bean either has some odd friends, or has some further out their clients than miss honey.
8:05:72: (wait, the seconds don't go that high, do they? and no, i'm not high...) his client, it seems, is threatening to end it all, if miss honey doesn't give up her famous 8am time slot. poor miss honey. seems their mutual love will have to wiat for yet another day to be discovered, discussed and delivered. and even worse, she may have to give up her coveted 8 am time slot for a clown (YES, A CLOWN!).
tune in next week for the gripping conclusion. will miss honey ever recover from this headache, due to mister bean's huge noggin? and why do they give her antibiotics (though that sure explains all that feminine itching she's been having for the past few weeks.). also, find out how msiter bean manages to cut his nipple while shaving his toe hair.
(thanks miss honey, that sure was fun. hope you enjoy it as much as i did :)