Posted by kid47 on October 25, 2005, at 14:12:01
In reply to I don't like sporks, posted by All Done on October 22, 2005, at 22:24:00
People, people,!! Can't we just get along?!? All these utensilean slurs and the disparaging, down right hateful remarks directed at the sadly misunderstood Spork, have compelled me to jump to the defense of these poor maligned wonders of 21st century technology. Can you imagine what it must feel like to never quite fit in?....am I a fork?.. or am I a spoon? Shunned by forks and spoons alike, the Spork wanders aimlessly through it's brief time here on earth, victim of an atmosphere of intolerance. Try walking a mile in those shoes. Have you once ever considered what a difficult existence these courageous and questionably useful little units have endured. No? Just as I thought....caught up in this mob mentality....reason, compassion, and caring have gone right down the dumper. I think with the recent media fixation on global warming, war, gas prices, horrific hurricanes, we have lost sight of this, what I would consider, a top priority issue....Spork Bashing. We need to nip, nip, nip it in the bud. All Done, I am *shocked* right down to my inner child (and he was already on the critical list). I hold you responsible for launching this slanderous campaign of denigration, fueled only by ignorance and fear of that which is different and what we do not clearly understand. In the name of all that is good and just, I ask, nay, I DEMAND you retract your negative comments and humble yourself with profuse groveling and apology. I might also suggest that a rather large donation to the People United Defending Sporks (PUDS) would be an appropriate gesture. Frankly I'm surprised Dr. Bob has not blocked this entire group of posters for at *least* a year. I might suspect that Bob is a closet Spork basher....I find this whole thing disturbing.
Peace
kid
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