Posted by Atticus on December 23, 2004, at 17:33:25
In reply to wuz uuuuuup.. » Atticus, posted by alesta on December 23, 2004, at 1:16:02
... “Hot Moose Sex: Confessions of a Naughty Mountie” took the Sundance Film Festival by storm, kicking off a bidding war that ended up with an eight-figure distribution deal with Miramax. It won a record 17 Golden Globes and the Palm D’Or at Cannes, as well as best foreign film at the Oscars.
Where are they now?
Melanie and Basil were married in an event that became the highlight of the Canadian social scene that year. She launched a singing career based on the double-platinum soundtrack to the movie. Her outspoken stance on moose-mountie marriage eventually catapulted her to the PM’s office.Mr. Whiskers and his global crime cartel used its muscle to underwrite Melanie’s rise to power. Canada is currently run by the International Cat Mafia. The Canadians have been too polite to complain. In 2004, Mr. Whiskers had a torrid affair with Celine Dion. Her husband objected and was promptly eaten by Biggles the croc.
Biggles went on “American Idol” as a judge, devouring unworthy contestants. His popularity soared when he consumed Simon Colwell during an on-stage row. Biggles’ piles are much better, thank you for asking.
The dingoes Chalkie and Albert played a bumbling pair of Aussie mobsters trying to invade the London turf of a mob of Yorkies in a Guy Ritchie film. Chalkie and Ritchie’s wife, Madonna, ran off together shortly after filming, and are living in a villa in Venice.
You and your wife continue your comfortable existence in a suburb of Sydney, and remain active participants in Psycho-Babble.
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