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Re: And the preliminary results are in!! » socialdeviantjeff

Posted by Ilene on February 1, 2004, at 16:26:52

In reply to And the preliminary results are in!!, posted by socialdeviantjeff on February 1, 2004, at 14:39:14

Well, Jeff, I have a proposition for you...

We'll take up a collection, get you some lipo and a boob job. Then you'll have no problem finding a boyfriend. I don't think you can have a baby, even with hormone treatments, but you've mentioned your daughter, so I think someone went and did it for you.

You can attend the church of your choice and pray to your heart's content. (Maybe you can get an exorcism.) Then you'll marry the boyfriend, and in 5 years arrange for him to have an "accident " with a candle. (Make sure to take out a nice life insurance policy beforehand.)

Meanwhile, ditch your meds, keep a positive attitude (stop feeling so damn sorry for yourself!). If you party often enough with the wrong sort in the wrong part of town I'm sure you'll get some sense knocked into you with a 2 by 4.

Watch your diet, get plenty of exercise, drink a lot, and smoke pot. Not so much that you lose your job, though.

Whaddya think? Is this the sure-fire cure?

Ilene


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