Posted by socialdeviantjeff on February 1, 2004, at 14:39:14
In reply to Re: POLL: most ridiculous solution to depression, posted by gardenergirl on February 1, 2004, at 12:11:02
Well, I think my Lipo got beat. Sure I have a budda, but I'm not that badly off all things considered. She thinks obesity is a cardinal sin. It helps that my Grandma has dementia. Otherwise I'd think really bad thoughts. Besides, she's not exactly Betty Page herself.
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And now the results: (((drum roll)))
My personal favorite:
"50mg of hail Mary, top it off with 25mg Jesus saves us and voilą!" (Add 10 cc of prayer followed by self-flogging therapy as needed.)
The top 19 solutions to psychatric problems! (with my own sometimes not funny commentary)
1: 'chin up','stiff upper lip','Negativity just brings more negativity' (the karmic slant....}, "it's all in your head!" (Thanks for the advice, I never thought)
2: Find Jesus, be more religious, repent, etc. (The man upstairs has a bad customer service department)
3 and 4 (tie): Stop taking or wean off meds, "Why don't you just have baby?" (So, If I stop meds and have kids I'll be happy?)
5: hang on, my husband won't last more than another 5 years -??? (Ummm... I don't get it :))
6: 2 by 4 and have some sense knocked into me! (whew! May this would help party more?)
7: Do illegal drugs! (no comment)
8: to party more and when I got old enough to drink more! (now to get out of the house)
9: You know, what you really should do is get a job, then you wouldn't be depressed. Why don't you just go out and get a job? (jobs are depressing)
10: go rent the movie "Demolition Man"! (I tend to agree)
11: Lose weight! (when I can do illegal drugs and party more and drink tea I will)
12: Vegan/raw diet! (I like my meat, thank you)
13: Boyfriend! (You mean these help?)
14: drink tea not coffee! (see #11)
15: Do a bunch of push ups! (See #14)
16: Liposuction!! (See demented grandparent)
17: Boob job! (Barbies have that goopy perma-smile.. Perhaps if we were all made by Mattell)
18: get a good nights sleep! (Could someone explain to me what that is?)
19: Candles! (FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! HE HE HE HE HE)
My scientiic conclusion, based on the abov poll is that normal people are just plain wierd.