Posted by Camille Dumont on December 28, 2003, at 22:19:10
In reply to Re: will you write excuse notes for all? » zenhussy, posted by deirdrehbrt on December 27, 2003, at 16:02:55
This is just so perfect, I'm saving it and I might use it as a reply to unwanted family emails... thank you so much.
I'm sort of lucky in the holiday department as my mom lives in Chicago (about 800 miles from the rest of the family) so each xmas I hop on a plane and come down. Its better to have to face 4 people than 25 in those horrid family gatherings where everybody seems to know who I am but the opposite doesn't hold. Its freaky.
> Zen,
> I can't offer note-writing as a guaranteed perc, but I'll do what I can. Different alters may creat different style notes.... some have different personalities.
> Anyway, here goes:
>
> To whom it may concern:
> We are disheartened to report to you that Zen has inexplicably vanished from this plane of existence. Using every tool at our disposal, we have searched throughout the known universe and have been unable to locate her DNA. We suspect alien abductors.
>
> Our firm has begun a search of all co-joined unervises, and we shall notify you at the first sight of proper DNA traces.
>
> Until that time, please accept our recognition of your concern. We too, would appreciate it if you would inform us, should you receive any indication of the locality of Zen.
>
> We wish to give you notice also, that when other individuals have been returned from other universes, that it takes a great deal of time to recover. Some returnees have been bed-ridden for a number of weeks.
>
> Again, thank you for your help.
>
> Universal locator service.
>
> How's that?
>
> Dee.
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