Posted by galkeepinon on October 20, 2003, at 20:09:28
In reply to Re: OK, how about the redneck test?, posted by Larry Hoover on October 20, 2003, at 18:52:22
1. Turn signals will give away your next move.
A real Californian driver never uses them.
2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more
dangerous situation.
3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in
you being rear-ended.5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork.
California is a no-fault insurance state and the other guy doesn't have anything to lose.6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in,
giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you
without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people
entering the highway.8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not
enforceable in California during rush hour.9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't
mean that a California driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can
go faster in your spot.10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone
changing a tire.11. Learn to swerve abruptly. California is the home of the high-speed slalom driving thanks
to the State Highway Department, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers'
reflexes and keep them on their toes.12. It is traditional in California to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green.
13. Remember that the goal of every Californian driver is to get there
first by whatever means necessary.14. In the California 'flipping someone the bird' is considered a polite West Coast salute.
This gesture should always be returned.
poster:galkeepinon
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