Posted by Larry Hoover on October 20, 2003, at 18:52:22
In reply to Something OT and REALLY duhhhhmb. :-), posted by jay on October 20, 2003, at 18:30:41
You Know You're a Redneck When...
1. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
2. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
3. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
4. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
5. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
6. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
7. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
8. Your grandmother has Ammo on her Christmas list.
9. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
10. You have used a rag for a gas cap.
11. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
12. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
13. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
14. You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
15. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
16. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
17. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table..
18. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.
poster:Larry Hoover
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