Posted by Mr Cushing on December 29, 2002, at 19:46:07
In reply to Constrict Your Anus!!!, posted by Phil on December 29, 2002, at 19:33:51
See, it's small things like this that make life worthwhile. God, it feels good to just laugh till your ribs hurt....Here, Phil forgot to post the Review of the book....
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. (lol... Just standing there on the subway constricting my anus) I have known a 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has a good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out. (K, this part just scares the crap out of me... do you really want to picture a 70-year old man doing this? Furthermore, if you were the reviewer, would you actually care to discuss this with this man?)
In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention, which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration. (Ummmm.... O K there....)
If you don't know concentration, which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like hell. (Jeez, thanks for the reminder) lol....
So now, whenever your medication or emotional states have you in a sedated/depressed frame of mind and you can't focus your attention onto anything seriously.... just think about constricting your anus 100 times no matter where you are......
poster:Mr Cushing
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