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Eternal Life also available

Posted by OddipusRex on December 29, 2002, at 21:08:26

In reply to Constrict Your Anus!!!, posted by Phil on December 29, 2002, at 19:33:51

That's funny....then there's always the inimitable Alex Chiu........


I think resurrection is very important to me because I am, like everyone, afraid of death. If one day I am to die, I want to be able to return. It is a waste of precious knowledge and time for one to die. Look at all of these years of knowledge I have acquired. I can't bring any if I die. So I will do all I can to keep alive! People who call me "mad man" can go ahead and die. See if I care. They rather age and die instead of trusting Alex Chiu's new technology just because they think selling the Eternal Life Rings for $19 is a big scam, and they don't want to lose the 19 bucks. They rather spend the 19 bucks in a restaurant for dinner. These stubborn people do nothing to contribute to human race. These people, in my eyes, are pests. I think these close minded people deserve to die because they traded their precious life over 19 dollars. For that reason, I offer people free instruction on how to build the eternal life devices thinking I might save a few lives. Yet people email me and complain daily! Why are these people still alive?

I know what others think of me. They think I am mad. My grandmother, who loves my eternal life rings because the rings brought her out of danger from death when she became extremely ill one year ago, and kept her lively and healthy ever since, still thinks I am crazy. She saw with her own eyes that my rings helped Crystal Shu regrow her hair from ground up. Yet she always insisted that I should go back to school and get a degree in computer so that I can become a multi millionaire just like my uncle who's company he works for went into the stock market.

I am mad. And I am proud to be mad. People like us are the ones who constructed modern society. We are the real founding fathers of so-called the human race. We Chinese didn't invent much, but at least we have invented few most important ones: compass, fire work, cannon, paper, silk, banking, and physical immortality.........

quote from Alexchiu.com


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