Posted by S. Howard on November 7, 2000, at 20:06:06
In reply to Re: We have found our Seer » shar, posted by B Day on November 7, 2000, at 14:12:14
What a grand day! As newly elected seer of the kingdom, a position I am honored to assume, I can finally quit my crappy job and devote my real talents to Lumptonia. Won't my husband be happy!My first duty as seer is to call for a vote on the official drink of the kingdom, as we have already nominated a food. I have spent a good 3 or 4 seconds mulling this over. Coffee, of course, is more like oxygen or water - a necessity of life more than a drink. Also, you have to brew it. My second nomination is for red wine. Why, do you ask? Because beer and white wine should be cold - unless you're German - and that means getting up to go to the fridge. What a hassle, I say. Mixed drinks are worse...messing with ice and limes and all that. And don't even talk about blender drinks!
Of course, I'm saving the moonshine habit for my retirement, when I move into a shack on Rocky Top.
That leaves red wine, unless I'm forgetting something. If you insist on leaving the bottle in the kitchen, instead of walking around the house swigging from it -just get yourself a really
really big wineglass... we're talking about the Clint Eastwood of wineglasses, here... and that should suit the most dedicated Lumptonian.
Yea or Nay?
poster:S. Howard
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