Posted by coral on November 7, 2000, at 18:15:09
In reply to Re: MR AMBASSADOR!!!!!, posted by B Day on November 7, 2000, at 17:00:57
Our poor, dear Mr. Ambassador,
::::whispering softly :::: Hormones is another word that'll keep you in the dog house -- surely you've heard the phrase "I have PMS and a .38"?
I, too, suffer from the malady of hoof-in-mouth disease. There are times I only open my mouth to exchange feet.
We, and quite certainly I speak for other female Lumptonians, understand the true nature of males, especially ones who are stock-piling chocolate and whipped cream. And, we also understand the great sacrifice you and Greg (our esteemed HavenMaster) have made, in offering to be on-call for all single female Lumptonians. Such sacrifice should not go unrewarded and unless I am stoned for my forwardness, I encourage you to come out of the dog house. We are all so touched to know that you two would actually get off the couch . . . you know, this isn't coming out quite the way I meant it, so..... rather than risk my most pristine motives from being misunderstood, I shall hush.
Sterling (somewhat tarnished) CPE
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