Posted by shar on November 6, 2000, at 22:09:32
In reply to Re: Let us Celebrate, posted by coral on November 6, 2000, at 20:58:58
Because Lumptonia will never have an offical dance, except for dancing around issues having to do with getting away from the couch, the discovery of a description of the official walking posture replaces all other forms of ambulation.
As curator, I found this extremely important to include for those few brave Lumptonians who venture (gasp) out of doors. Some may not know the posture and want to practice. For others, who live with Normals, they should know they are not alone in suffering at the hands of their loving and well-intentioned others. This description is from one who suffered greatly one morning:
"So I went for my walk, and managed, during sobbing aloud, my body slightly bent over, to have my arms hanging down in front of me, (the official walking Lumptonian position)..."
The sobbing is officially optional, but suggested.
The Right Honorable Hysterical Curator,
Shar
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