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Re: urgent (sic) request for High Council Meeting

Posted by coral on November 6, 2000, at 18:16:55

In reply to urgent (sic) request for High Council Meeting, posted by Emmanuela on November 6, 2000, at 14:16:34

My dearest Emmanuella,

You poor dear!!!! (I'd wondered where the cellar devils had gone . . . )

Remember, as a true Lumptonian, we must always seek to see true value - he BROUGHT you sustenance! Even though it was filled with those icky vitamins and mineral thingies, this was a task YOU did not have to complete. Such overtures by WH's, a sub-species of SO, are best appreciated.

It's also good that he is aware of the meds so he understands that those little pill bottles are NOT to be discarded for ANY reason, even empty ones, regardless of how many pile up.

My WH also suggests forays into the sunlight (I am quite surprised I haven't burst into flames yet), and I've found that a compromise works, if the tried-and-true delaying tactics fail. If he suggests a hour outside, you counter with 3 minutes. Done properly, you may find yourself off the couch for a mere ten minutes.

But, as our glorious Ambassador pointed out, WH's are known for their sneakiness. It was just a few weeks ago when my WH suggested a walk to the corner store (only a block away) and I agreed. Then, he said we'd take the back way home, a SHORT CUT, he said. Being blinded by the sunlight and exhausted from the exertion, I numbly nodded and trailed behind until he gently took my hand which sped up my gait! (Talk about double sneaky). WELL, his short cut was an extra TEN blocks!!!!!!!

Did the Xanax work? Sometimes our SO's or WH's can make a suggestion like that and it turns out to be RIGHT! Cellar devils are NOT to be battled alone.

Of course, a High Council Meeting would be appropriate but I doubt that we could coordinate the napping, quasi-waking, sobbing, or pupating of the members.

I must ask our esteemed Ambassador about Lumptonian police! If they don't exist, maybe they should, and couldn't they be trained to exterminate cellar devils?

Remember, too, that Lumptonia is a state of mind, often a wonderful place to avoid pain. Pain isn't an objective of Lumptonia, although it's often the catalyst that transports many of our wonderful, glorious, esteemed citizenry to Lumptonia.

Those nasty, rotten cellar devils! I am so sorry they escaped and attacked. Not for anything would I inflict pain on a sister Lumptonian!!!

Perhaps your WH and my WH should chat (unless you think they'd conspire!!!!).

I hope as the darkness of night falls, you're safe in your banky, clutching your sacred pillow, and know that all Lumptonia comforts you.

Coral


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