Posted by HappyChaiTea on February 13, 2009, at 21:28:11
In reply to Re: My T says he deserves a little humilation, posted by HappyChaiTea on February 13, 2009, at 20:42:07
"If you died, I wouldn't come to your funeral."
"I am yelling at you because you are not listening to me"
"I don't care about you"
"Let me show you my magic card trick."
"You need to find a boy toy."
"Have an affair with somebody already married, it is better."
"Try mushrooms instead of LSD"
"My wife doesn't do that in bed."
"I'm a better father than a husband."
"I lied to my daughter by telling her that her mom was a virgin when we got married"
"marriage is a crap shoot"
"I have bad breath at night"
"i want to lose 20lbs."
"I don't dance in public because my family makes fun of me"
"I don't sing either in public"
"wanna hear me play stairway to heaven on the guitar"
"Stupid religious people annoy me."
"I like to mess with those religious people that come to my door"
"I smoked a lot of things in college."
"Wanna see me juggle?"
" I will probably have to survive just on social security when I retire"
"wanna see my daughter's picture"
"I smoked pot for a government study."
"I used to be a streaker."
"When streaking,it took away the inhibition with girls, I got to see what they had, and I liked it"
"I used to pick up girl at college with my opera T-shirt"
"I had to leave my alcoholic friends, in order not to become like them"
"I hate those digital prostate exams."
"The *ssh*l* should be a one way only"
" I thought my lack of erections were due to my wife yelling at me and being overweight, but it was due to a lack of testosterone, so now I use cream.
"Wanna see my surgery leg scars."
"Look at my certificates on the wall."
"I like that buzzed feeling from drinking."
"I don't know why when I see a trumpet player,
I always think of you."
"Thanks for telling me to plant a trumpet vine, it
reminds me of you when I water it."
"I make a mean pot of chili."
"Wanna see my childhood photo's"
"You were talking to my best friend at the gym."
"My horniest is not as bad as it used to be."
"I'm tired of eating at Tippecanoe on New Years with my wife."
"When we got horny in college, we just did it, we didn't do oral sex."
" I left my girlfriend like a coward by writing her a letter."
"Wanna see my picture of my old grade school crush?"
"Look at this picture of where I grew up, where I used to play basketball."
"It sucks I can't have a social relationship with you, I don't feel
that way about most of my clients either."
"You are cute."
"I missed you at the gym today."
"Some girls are dumber than a box of rocks."
"I am taking off work for my colonospsy."
"You would like the drugs they give you during a colonospy"
" I don't think of myself as a psychologist at a party, I am just trying to pick up the girl with the big t*ts at the bar"
"My sister had a big bag of pot on the table at home,
when the cops came to my house."
"In high school I always wondered why the girls wouldn't pick me to date."
" I like to show off to the girls on how I knew my way around downtown Chicago"
"I learned how to play , Body and Soul on the piano."
"After my bad trip at the lake, I stopped using LSD."
"If I am dying, I want to have some LSD again."
"My daughter is spending her summer playing beer pong"
"My brother is a untreated alcoholic"
"My brother drives a stupid Jeep"
"Wanna read my brother's book about using EMDR and connecting with dead people?
"My brother used to get really bad athlete's feet"
"My mom used to ream out my dad in therapy"
"My conception was a mistake"
" I used to snoop in my parents bedroom all the time"
"My sister suffers from depression all her life"
"My older sister has the same B-day as you"
"My younger sister didn't want to have anything to do with my kid, but now she wants everyone to pay attention to hers"
"I am an indulgent parent"
"My parents had a horrible marriage"
"wanna see my parents in Life magazine?"
"I think a southern accent is so sexy"
"having your toenails done is so frivolous"
"my wife gets mad when I talk to some women"
"did you see the newspaper article where I was called a local hero?"
"I am cheap"
" I am not a dog person"
"I have a mouse phobia"
"fireworks freak me out"
"I don't have a very good chest, but my legs are good"
"I almost broke my HS record in swimming"
"I am a very good swimmer"
" I know a lot about basketball"
"you can meet me after the Sunburst with a cup of water"
"can I come over for your Polish X-mas dinner"
"I really hate stupid people"
"I am a very good liar"
"some people should die and not have babies to stop their gene pool from multiplying"
"Just put on a movie for the kids and masturbate for a couple of hours in another room"
"men always think of being with another women when they are having sex with their wife"
"Everyone has a sexual hangup"
"We all think about how things would be if we married someone else"
"I don't believe in transference"
poster:HappyChaiTea
thread:879908
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/psycho/20090129/msgs/880007.html