Posted by Lindenblüte on October 7, 2006, at 9:12:15
In reply to Let's play Pdoc Mix and Match Game!!!, posted by gardenergirl on October 5, 2006, at 12:09:20
> Match the unhelpful, disdainful, and/or dismissive remarks with the client's question or concern. Mix and match! Wheee! Have fun!
> L. I've tried all kinds of tricks, but I still lose track of time quite a lot.> 3. You’re probably just still stressed because of the deaths in your family.> J. I've had diarrhea for the last two weeks.> 2. That’s a psychotic symptom of depression.
> K. I've noticed this odd sensation in the back of my skull.> 5. Wear a watch.
> D. I’m still struggling with this task.> 6. He’s probably gay.
> G. I'm having trouble with word substitution and word-finding. It seems worse than usual.> 1. It’s probably the anxiety.
> C. I have atypical depression.> 7. You’re acting like a child.
> F. I'm bingeing now, and I never used to.>4. That can’t be because of the medication.
> H. I'm worried the medication is not having the same effect as it once did.> 8. You’ll be back next year crying your crocodile tears.
> I. I've been much more distracted recently, and I can't seem to get anything done.> 9. You need to stop navel-gazing.
> E. I'd like to review the treatment plan.> 10. Just go back to sleep.
> B. I wake up in the middle of the night. I'm not getting enough rest. > 11. Have sex instead of eating chocolate.
> A. I don't feel desired. > 12. I’m not going to make any changes to your medications until you graduate.
>Z. I don't think I need to keep seeing you. You are not the kind of pdoc I need to be working with. 24. That's just transference from your borderline personality disorder.
X. I feel like you haven't made me feel any better, either by talking with you, or using the drugs you prescribe me. 25. It's because you are resistant to the placebo effect.
etc.Gosh gardenergirl. sounds like a real loser pdoc. Sorry you wasted your time and money on this one. send her back to empathy school when shes done there, she might be able to start fresh in another area of medicine, perhaps she should be a coroner instead.
-Li
poster:Lindenblüte
thread:692077
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