Posted by Donna Louise on June 14, 2006, at 7:45:39
In reply to Re: Lamictal hard to stop?! Panic attack, never had., posted by MARTY on June 9, 2006, at 17:12:49
I can't stop laughing!!...metabolized by the ears!! whoooweee. I wasn't expecting that, I was just reading along....Thanks so much for that. You guys are too funny.
Donna
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> Mr.Monte,
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> I can't believe you last message, I almost cryed ... when I saw that GROSS ERROR of your part: Lamictal isn't metabilized by the liver, but by the ears. And so would require, just like you had, a Complete Lobotomy. I heard it wasn't as bad as it seems since they are now able to do it without any surgery: they gives you a drug that can melt your brain and then they suck the brain juice right from your nose. I think this drug is call Parnate .. ;)
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> I should sue you for mental cruelty.. sniff sniff. :D
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> HUMOUR IS GOOD FOR MENTAL HEALTH. Take it as it is: Humour!
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> Half-Brained Marty
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> > Dearest Martin,
> > After reading your threads/posts during the past 3 months, my collegues and i have reached the conclusion that a partial labotomy would most likely be your best chance for a mentally stable existance. Being that Lamotrigine is hepatically metabolized via glucuronidation with subsequent renal excretion of the inactive glucurinide, and the fact that it has a weak inhibitory effect on 5-HT3 receptors, yet is still not capable of eliminating your primary problematic psychiatric symptoms points clearly to the need for immediate partial labotomy which we believe will at a minimum stabilize and decrease your chances of relapse depression.
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> > Regards,
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> > Dr. C.H.Horse :)
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poster:Donna Louise
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