Posted by MARTY on June 9, 2006, at 17:12:49
In reply to Re: Lamictal hard to stop?! Panic attack, never had. » MARTY, posted by Crazy Horse on June 8, 2006, at 23:03:34
Mr.Monte,I can't believe you last message, I almost cryed ... when I saw that GROSS ERROR of your part: Lamictal isn't metabilized by the liver, but by the ears. And so would require, just like you had, a Complete Lobotomy. I heard it wasn't as bad as it seems since they are now able to do it without any surgery: they gives you a drug that can melt your brain and then they suck the brain juice right from your nose. I think this drug is call Parnate .. ;)
I should sue you for mental cruelty.. sniff sniff. :D
HUMOUR IS GOOD FOR MENTAL HEALTH. Take it as it is: Humour!
Half-Brained Marty
> Dearest Martin,
> After reading your threads/posts during the past 3 months, my collegues and i have reached the conclusion that a partial labotomy would most likely be your best chance for a mentally stable existance. Being that Lamotrigine is hepatically metabolized via glucuronidation with subsequent renal excretion of the inactive glucurinide, and the fact that it has a weak inhibitory effect on 5-HT3 receptors, yet is still not capable of eliminating your primary problematic psychiatric symptoms points clearly to the need for immediate partial labotomy which we believe will at a minimum stabilize and decrease your chances of relapse depression.
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> Regards,
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> Dr. C.H.Horse :)
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