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Posted by kid47 on March 6, 2007, at 15:07:14
admitted recently to having his eyes done. I am taking this as a sign from God (please don't redirecrt this to the Faith Board) that it is not only acceptable, but encouraged for a man approaching his middle years to use whatever means at his disposal to maintain a youthful facade. I have already spoken with my 12 yr old and informed him that if he really wants to go to college, he needs to take up bowling or some other sport that might possibly secure him a full ride scholarship, because Daddy is spending sonny's tuition money on some major nip and tuck!! My boy seemed fine with the idea, so I consider that another affirmation for me to go ahead and get a complete face redo. While I'm at it, I may as well have all that extra fat I'm not really using, sucked out of my body. I might then donate it to some worthy cause (surely there is some needy oragnisation out there who could solve some apocalyptic problem if only they had sufficient body fat stores in their warehouse) I think I heard about a process where a skilled surgeon can remove the unsightly and overgrown mass of hair that tends to migrate to your ears, nose, and back. Then with some sort of precision microscopic device staples it to the top of your head or chest if you prefer. I might as well have that done, too. I think at that point I probably should get a laser or microdermabrasion of my entire body. Peeling away years of debris, mold and sun damage to reveal a fresh, pink, soft as a baby's butt, epidermis, is something everyone should experience at least once more before they die. I have never been happy with the size and shape of my belly button. Since this is turning into a complete aesthetic overhaul, I'm wondering if some talented and clever doctor could take care of that, too. I'd really like my naval to resemble that little lizard on the car insurance commercials. Do you think they could do that? I'm sure I can think of all sorts of other cosmetic surgeries I should probably really have. With the wealth of lifts, tucks and implants available I could spend the next decade in surgical bliss, becoming an even better physical specimen than I was at 21. I will emerge with a perfect face and body. Now who do I see about a personality transplant?
Posted by karen_kay on March 6, 2007, at 16:18:25
In reply to George Clooney...., posted by kid47 on March 6, 2007, at 15:07:14
wowsa, if i could look like george clooney, i certainly would, and i would never, ever, EVER leave my house again. not for sure how i woudl go about explaining this to my son, but i'm sure in the next few years i'd find a way. perhaps mr kk would grow his hair out and become kk and i would become mr kk?
you know, my sister once went for her yearly exam, looked up expecting to find one fo those 'how to do your own self-breast exam' posters and instead found a poster of george clooney hanging on the ceiling. what joy her dr's visit was. they said it took some of the stress out of the visit. now, if only the dr's would wear george clooney masks as well, the world would be a much better place!
now, about getting those eyes done..... like you said, kid jr is a smart boy. instead of drinking his college savings away (or better yet, spending it at the casino), why not use it to get those eyes done? mr kk's college fudn went to getting his momma some boobs (too true!) but, he's a smart one and was able to get a scholarship anyway. so, with mr kk's brains and kk's cleverness the duckie's sure to get a full ride somehow. so long college fund, hello kk's new boobies! (now, i'm going to need some botox too. smoking is causing those stupid lines in my face and not wearing sunglasses doesn't help. not to mention, i'm very animated (ha! imagine that!) when i talk, so i have pretty severe lines between my eyes from using my eyes to talk (in conjunction with my mouth!).
i say, GO FOR IT!
no wait! you don't need work done. what's wrong with you? you're still picking up barely legal chicks with your "eye problems' (as you call them). what are you trying to do? pick up 16 year olds?
i think whatever makes you happy, you should do. i'd have anything and everything done possible, as long as it didn't change my look. i'd have everythign nipped, tucked, shaved, pulled, plucked, injected, sucked, pinched, or whatever, as long as it didn't change my natural gorgeous self. but, a little botox never hurt anybody (did it? oh well if it did, i'm up for a little pain :) just nothing to change myself really. no nose job. no chin job. no cheek implants. perfect lips, no need to change them.
if it makes you happy, do it. but about that personality, don't change a thing about it. that lousy timing though, maybe you could do something about that one? can dr 90210 fix that one? or do you need to see dr phil for it?
Posted by Kath on March 6, 2007, at 21:01:29
In reply to George Clooney...., posted by kid47 on March 6, 2007, at 15:07:14
LOLOL
Yo Kid - maybe I could have some of that fat to get it injected into my quickly multiplying facial lines!! ?????
What blood type are ya? LOL
You rock!
hugs, Kath
Posted by Phillipa on March 6, 2007, at 22:25:58
In reply to Re: George Clooney.... » kid47, posted by Kath on March 6, 2007, at 21:01:29
Are you having lasix eye surgery done too I had it for distance and worth every dime. Love Phillipa
Posted by Jo U.K on March 7, 2007, at 10:05:40
In reply to Re: George Clooney...., posted by Phillipa on March 6, 2007, at 22:25:58
Just why is that when blokes reach a certain age those horrid tufts sprig up out of their ears and noses? And what's with the extra long, grey eyebrow hair that has a one man party right outta the unfortunate fellas otherwise normal eyebrow??
Oh lor, it's not just my husband is it??? He only has the eyebrow thing I swear, not the ears and nose.
I'm all for male grooming and tweaking, go for it Kid. :-)
Posted by Declan on March 7, 2007, at 14:21:52
In reply to Re: George Clooney...., posted by Jo U.K on March 7, 2007, at 10:05:40
You be kind to men of a certain age who are losing the hair on their heads and acquiring it in all the wrong places.
It's more stressful than you might think.
Posted by Jo U.K on March 8, 2007, at 7:26:57
In reply to Re: George Clooney...., posted by Declan on March 7, 2007, at 14:21:52
Aaaah Declan, sorry if I hit a little nerve there. I've no problem with bald men, after all, they're supposedly more virile ( or so bald men say).
Anyway, it's not like you cant pluck or shave it from those other areas where it re-plants itself.
Have you seen the shows where men have a 'back,sack and crack'? It's a legitimate and apparently popular mens' wax.
Bring on the hairy men. :-))
Posted by karen_kay on March 8, 2007, at 17:45:36
In reply to Re: George Clooney...., posted by Declan on March 7, 2007, at 14:21:52
he's one bald f*rt (or arsehole) as he is told on a regular basis and sexy as all get out!
rock on 'thinning' men.
besides, i tease my old man almost every single day about his 'resceding' hairline (nonexistant of course, but i have to tease him about something)
don't stress soemthign as silly as that declan, when you have so many other things going for you. embrace it!
Posted by Phillipa on March 8, 2007, at 19:03:38
In reply to Re: George Clooney...., posted by Declan on March 7, 2007, at 14:21:52
Declan you're a very good looking blond. Love Phillipa
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