Posted by kid47 on March 6, 2007, at 15:07:14
admitted recently to having his eyes done. I am taking this as a sign from God (please don't redirecrt this to the Faith Board) that it is not only acceptable, but encouraged for a man approaching his middle years to use whatever means at his disposal to maintain a youthful facade. I have already spoken with my 12 yr old and informed him that if he really wants to go to college, he needs to take up bowling or some other sport that might possibly secure him a full ride scholarship, because Daddy is spending sonny's tuition money on some major nip and tuck!! My boy seemed fine with the idea, so I consider that another affirmation for me to go ahead and get a complete face redo. While I'm at it, I may as well have all that extra fat I'm not really using, sucked out of my body. I might then donate it to some worthy cause (surely there is some needy oragnisation out there who could solve some apocalyptic problem if only they had sufficient body fat stores in their warehouse) I think I heard about a process where a skilled surgeon can remove the unsightly and overgrown mass of hair that tends to migrate to your ears, nose, and back. Then with some sort of precision microscopic device staples it to the top of your head or chest if you prefer. I might as well have that done, too. I think at that point I probably should get a laser or microdermabrasion of my entire body. Peeling away years of debris, mold and sun damage to reveal a fresh, pink, soft as a baby's butt, epidermis, is something everyone should experience at least once more before they die. I have never been happy with the size and shape of my belly button. Since this is turning into a complete aesthetic overhaul, I'm wondering if some talented and clever doctor could take care of that, too. I'd really like my naval to resemble that little lizard on the car insurance commercials. Do you think they could do that? I'm sure I can think of all sorts of other cosmetic surgeries I should probably really have. With the wealth of lifts, tucks and implants available I could spend the next decade in surgical bliss, becoming an even better physical specimen than I was at 21. I will emerge with a perfect face and body. Now who do I see about a personality transplant?
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