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Posted by alesta on December 13, 2005, at 9:44:40
can someone cheer *me* up? i don't care how! :-)
p.s. what do you do when you have totally humiliated yourself? and a guy you like witnessed it? oh *man*. heeeeeelp...palease. i am seriously distraught.
love,
alesta
Posted by Gee on December 13, 2005, at 11:01:20
In reply to i'm having a bad day, posted by alesta on December 13, 2005, at 9:44:40
Umm.. some really bad jokes should help!!!
What's brown and sticky???
A STICK!!What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
DamWhat do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh FshWhat do you call a bear without ears??
B BI hope this cheers you up a little. Babblemail me. I'm here
Posted by kid47 on December 13, 2005, at 11:22:07
In reply to i'm having a bad day, posted by alesta on December 13, 2005, at 9:44:40
>> can someone cheer *me* up? i don't care how! :-)<<
Okay.....stop me if you've already heard this one.
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.""And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
"Very good," said the teacher.
Next little Lucy raised and hand and said, "Our family are farmers
too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're
hatched.""That was a fine story, Lucy."
"Nicholas, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Barbara.
Aunt Barbara was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets, then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.""Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the Hell away from Aunt Barbara when she's been drinking!"
>> p.s. what do you do when you have totally humiliated yourself? and a guy you like witnessed it? oh *man*. heeeeeelp...palease. i am seriously distraught.<<I am intimately familiar with humiliation. In fact there was this one time when I was waiting in line at the bank......no......wait......that was an episode of Starsky and Hutch.......anyway.....I used to be a fairly significant drinker......I've humiliated myself in ways that could probably land me in the Guiness Book of (humiliation) Records......Feelings of humiliation and embarrasment are just some of the plethora of emotions that reinforce the fact we are only human....If that line of drivel doesn't make you feel any better, how bout one of my favorites...."F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke." Works for me. Have a lovely day!!!!!
Peace
kid
Posted by LegWarmers on December 13, 2005, at 11:34:09
In reply to i'm having a bad day, posted by alesta on December 13, 2005, at 9:44:40
I really like this one..
A little boy is playing with his train set out in the living room.
He lets the train go around the track 10 times, stops the train then says.
"All you b*stards that wanna get on, get on. All you b*stards that
wanna to get off, get off!"
He then lets the train go around the track 10 more times and
again says.
"All you b*stards that wanna get on, get on. All you b*stards that
wanna get off, get off!"
Well upon hearing this, his mother comes storming out of the
kitchen and tells him to go stand in the corner for talking so dirty.
An hour later, his mother comes back out of the kitchen and
tells him that he can play with his train again.
He lets the train go around the track 10 times, stops it and says:"All you b*stards that wanna get on, get on. All you b*stards that
wanna get off, get off. Any complaints about the delay? Go talk to the
b*tch in the kitchen!"Enjoy.
Posted by allisonross on December 13, 2005, at 13:33:25
In reply to i'm having a bad day, posted by alesta on December 13, 2005, at 9:44:40
> can someone cheer *me* up? i don't care how! :-)
Dearest Alesta:
you don't care how?! Wow! I can make shadow bunnies on the wall. I can sing, dance, tell jokes (jokes have gotten me into a LOT of trubble here, LOL, but itz who I am!)
>
> p.s. what do you do when you have totally humiliated yourself?I pretend it didn't happen......
and a guy you like witnessed it? oh *man*. heeeeeelp...palease. i am seriously distraught.
I pretend it didn't happen (LOL); unless someone mentions it (whatever IT is,) then I
prtetend it didn't happen!!!
Hope this "undistraughts" you.
My attitude in life?
SNOT that serious!
Behave with class and dignity
and
act as if NOTHING happened.
>
> love,
> alesta
>
>
Posted by allisonross on December 13, 2005, at 13:47:42
In reply to i'm having a bad day, posted by alesta on December 13, 2005, at 9:44:40
And another thing (LOL), a lot of times we freak out over things someone else isn't even thinking about!!
Behave as if NOTHING happened.
Love! Ally
Full of it, and trying to behave! LOL
Posted by allisonross on December 13, 2005, at 13:52:07
In reply to i'm having a bad day, posted by alesta on December 13, 2005, at 9:44:40
And another thing (LOL), a lot of times we freak out over things someone else isn't even thinking about!!
Behave as if NOTHING happened.
Love! Ally
Full of it, and trying to behave! LOL
Posted by zeugma on December 13, 2005, at 18:30:45
In reply to i'm having a bad day, posted by alesta on December 13, 2005, at 9:44:40
dear alesta,
no one is more easily embarrassed than me. i can tell you lots of stories.
i won't, for fear of embarrassment in front of glaring Babblers.
we are both somewhat incognito, hence we will spare each other further embarrassment by pretending that no humiliations, embarrassments, or bodily dysfunctions such as a terminally dripping nose ever spoiled so much as a single moment of either of our lives.
we are so cool. we are beyond embarrassment.
now i am going to eat some mood-elevating chocolate, and to think i used to blanch when i would buy boxes of Funny Bones at the supermarket (ok, now im embarrassed)
-z, your friend who loves junk food in its most processed forms to banish those embarrassment blues
Posted by alesta on December 14, 2005, at 8:27:35
In reply to Re: i'm having a bad day, posted by kid47 on December 13, 2005, at 11:22:07
thanks, guys! y'all are the bomb.:) in case anyone is wondering just how i humiliated myself (i know you're curious..admit it!:)), well, it involves my new penchant for running into things after starting bloody benadryl for chronic allergies. i'll leave it at that.:/ yes, a lower dosage may be in order here....(still waiting on a script for something that may actually work...i hear flonase is fantastic.)
i *loved* the jokes. and it was a pleasure reading of your personal anecdotes concerning the very fun concept of humiliation, in all its beauty...i love you guys!:-) i *guess* i'm ok now...:)
love and hugs,;)
alesta
Posted by LegWarmers on December 17, 2005, at 1:21:27
In reply to thank you!!, posted by alesta on December 14, 2005, at 8:27:35
:)
Im glad you are feeling better
Posted by alesta on December 17, 2005, at 11:15:06
In reply to Re: thank you!! » alesta, posted by LegWarmers on December 17, 2005, at 1:21:27
> :)
> Im glad you are feeling betterawww thanks legwarmers!!!
you're a sweetheart and so glad you are one of us.:-)
Posted by LegWarmers on December 18, 2005, at 22:34:08
In reply to Re: thank you!! » LegWarmers, posted by alesta on December 17, 2005, at 11:15:06
> > :)
> > Im glad you are feeling better
>
> awww thanks legwarmers!!!
>
> you're a sweetheart and so glad you are one of us.:-)
>
>aww thanks, that really made me feel good. Im glad you are here too :)
ps- you look gooooooood today!!
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