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Posted by karen_kay on May 2, 2004, at 13:53:31
miss honey and mr. bean
tuesday 2:00 pm
2:00-2:05 miss honey is left in the waiting room. she begins to sweat and is weraing white. things are not looking good.
2:05-2:10 mr. bean comes to get miss honey and sees she looks a bit disturbed. he leads he to his office, up those fine stairs, and notices her rear is not bouncing as much as normal. uh oh! he's in for trouble.
2:10-2:11 miss honey puts her hands on her head, only to reveal stains from sweating in the waiting room. bean winces and she quickly puts her arms down at her side.
2:11-2:15 bean then decides to check his own arm pits. they too have been sweating, so he excuses himself to apply deodorant. miss honey is fuming!
2:15-2:35 bean walks in the room with a fresh shave, a new suit and the hint of old spice. miss honey is thrilled!
2:35-2:45 bean sits on miss honey's lap, rather than his usual seating arrangement. he says, "tell me about your anxiety." she says, "i'm anxious because you look so darn good." he winks. she winks. somewhere in the distance barry white begins singing.
2:45-2:50 they begin to kiss but miss honey notices she has lettuce stuck in her teeth. she quickly removes it with her fingernail, bean winces and she screams, "hey! if you can do it with roast beef, i can do it with a piece of lettuce!"
2:51 bean announces, "our time is done". miss honey snarls, "boy, not just yet." the door closes, the music gets louder, and miss honey experiences her first taste of boundary violations! yahoo miss honey!
das ende..
miss honey, i was thinking about you :) how is old bean? still wearing those sweaters tucked in? i miss our agendas you know! are you still using them? do tell please.....
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on May 3, 2004, at 12:49:15
In reply to miss honey, a new agenda.., posted by karen_kay on May 2, 2004, at 13:53:31
KK, thank you for the new agenda. I need to bring this one in and have him get some pointers.
My Bean is about 45. No more sweaters as it is now Spring here in the Commonwealth, so he is back to thin, short sleeve shirts WITH ties and a visible "wife beater" undershirt underneath. I haven't seen the topsiders in awhile and he is now taken to wearing some black suede mocassins. ANYTHING is preferable to his slippers from 1985.
I took a creative non-fiction class this semester and wrote about my struggle with hypochondria and the last 8 pages are devoted to Bean. And I called him "Dr. Rowan" in the essay! Anywho, I gave it to him last Thursday and he was VERy anxious to read it. I'm a little apprehensive about what he'll say this Thursday since there are a couple of embarassing things in the essay, such as I describe him as having "horse eyes" and that I instantly fell in love with him. Not sure how he'll take that, hopefully in the spirit in which it was intended, not like I "really" fell in love with him, but I just sort of fell in love with him instantly. O, I can't explain it!
OUr agendas are going well. I tried going once every 2 weeks a couple months ago but seemed to have some sort of relapse, so now I'm gearing up to try it again.
Thank you for thinking of me KK! I seem to be going thru a period where a lot of the posts in psychology are somewhat upsetting to me so I stay away. However, Social is a different story and I must visit here more often!
And this I find quite funny - Bean is all about self-respect, etc. and how the only approval you NEED is from yourself and not to be too dependent on compliments of others, etc. So when I brought him the paper last week, we spent a good FIVE minutes on him grilling me about how my classmates perceived him in the paper! This was a workshop class so we all read eachother's essys numerous times. It was hilarious. I assured him the rest of the class was in love with him and the referral calls would be pouring in.
Das ende auch. Deutsch ist sehr schwer.
Posted by Dinah on May 3, 2004, at 19:55:16
In reply to Re: miss honey, a new agenda.., posted by Miss Honeychurch on May 3, 2004, at 12:49:15
Or try joining us in Open. It gets quite lively in there sometimes.
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on May 4, 2004, at 22:11:34
In reply to Re: miss honey, a new agenda.., posted by Dinah on May 3, 2004, at 19:55:16
My computer doesn't seem to cooperate with Open. I get there and then the only message I get is that I am being "logged in" and it never stops!
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